LATEST FUNNY JOKES FOR WHATSAPP & FACEBOOK
Joke-1
Boy-Friend Ko Kya Samjhti Hai Ye Ladkiya?
Platform Par Bohat Sara Samaan Ke Dher Ke Saath Ek Ladki Baithi Hui Thi.
Koolie Ye Dekh Kar Us Ladki Ke Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Madam, Koolie Chahiye Kya?”
Ladki: “Nahi Mujhe Jaroorat Nahi, Mera Boyfreind Mere Saath Hai.”
Hadd Ho Gayi, Boy-Friend Ko Kya Samjhti Hai Ye Ladkiya
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Joke-2
Aakhir Tumne Mujhse Pyar Kyu Kiya?
Ladki Ne Apne Premi Se Ek Din Bade Hi Pyar Bhare Andaaz Se Puchha
Ladki: “Janu, Tumne Mujh Mein Aisa Kya Dekha Ke Tumhe Mujse Pyaar Ho Gaya?”
Ladke Ne Sprite Pee Rakhi Thi Sidhi Baat Boli
Ladka: “Oh Janeman, Tera Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi To Tujhse Pyar Kiya Hai“
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Joke-3
Laila Ne Majnu Ko Kya Kaha?
Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinare,
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Majnu Ko Laila Ne Kya Kaha?,
Yahi Ki
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Joke-4
Bechara Nepali, Soch Badal Desh Badlega
Ek Bar Raste Se Jate Hue Ek Nepali Ko Ek Chirag Mila.
Usne Usko Gissa To Usmein Se Jinn Nikla Aur Bola.
Jinn: “Aaj Main Bahut Khush Hun, Main Tumhari 3 Murade (Wishes) Puri Karunga, Hukam Mere Aaka”
Nepali Khush Hota Hua: “1. Ek Bara Sa Bangla, 2. Ush Mein Khub Daulatmand Aadmi, 3. Ushka Chokidar Humko Bana Do“
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Har Baat Ka Jawab Hai Apne Pappu Ke Paas
Language Sikhane Wale Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Puchha
Teacher: “Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi Aur English Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho”
Pappu: “Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry“
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Joke-6
Girlfriend Pe Shayari
Kash! Tum Bakari Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakadta,
Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti: “Main Main...”
Tab Main Khoob Jor-Jor Se Hasta…
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Joke-7
Students Ke Marne Ke Reasons
10th Student: “Board Mein Failure Ki Vajah Se Suicide”
12th Student: “PCM Mein Percentage Kam Hone Ki Vajah Se Suicide”
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Engineering Student: “Unexpectedly Exam Mein Pass Hone Se Over Excitement Se Heart Fail“
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Joke-8
Maaro, Aur Maro Is Bevkoof Ko
Preeto Pregnant Thhi Aur Usko Test Se Pata Chala Ki Ladka Hone Wala Hai,
Par Uske Agle Din Hi Wo Apne Pati Santa Ki Pitaayi Kar Rahi Thi.
Ye Dekhkar Padosiyo Ne Pucha: “Aap Ise Kyu Maar Rahi Hai?”
Preeto: “Maine Isse Hospital Se SMS Kiya Tha Ke Tum Mere Bacche Ke Baap Banne Wale Ho, Isne Apne Sabhi Doston Ko SMS Forward Kar Diya“
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Joke-9
Mujh Mein Kya Achha Lagta Hai?
Patni Apne Pati Se Romantic Mood Mein Poochti Hai.
Patni: “Jaanu, Aapko Mujh Mein Kya Achha Lagta Hai? Meri Samajhdari Ya Meri Sundarta?”
Pati: “Mujhe To Ye Tumhari Mazak Karne Ki Aadat Bahut Achhi Lagti Hai“
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Joke-10
Ladkiyo Ki Awwww Ne To Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Hai
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?”
Girl: “Awww…. What Happen?”
Boy: “It Annoys Me.”
Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry”
Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.”
Girl: “Awww….. I Know!”
Boy: “Get Lost Bye.”
Girl: “Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya..”
Boy: “Whatever!”
Girl: “Aww…. You Look So Cute When Angry”
Boy Pulls Out The Gun, Shoots Himself
She: “Awww…. Mar Gaye“
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Carburetor Mein Paani Kaise Chala Gaya?
Husband Aur Wife Subha Ghar Se Apni Apni Car Lekar Nikle.
Husband Office Chala Gaya Aur Wife Gayi Market Mein, After Half An Hour Wife Calls Her Husband.
Wife Bade Pyaar Se: “Jaanu, Car Mein Ek Problem Aa Gayi Hai, Iske Carburetor Mein Paani Chala Gaya Hai.”
Husband Gusse Se: “Tumhara Dimaag To Theek Hai, Tumhe Pata Bhi Hai Ki Carburetor Kya Hota Hai, Tum Car Batao Kahan Par Hai, Mein Dekh Lunga.”
Wife: “Kisi Ke Swimming Pool Mein.“
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Joke-12
Kal Tum School Kyu Nahi Aaye Thhe
Ek Din Ek Student School Nahi Jata Toh Teacher Agle Din Usse Poochti Hai.
Teacher: “Tum Kal School Kyun Nahi Aaye Thhe?”
Student: “Sir Mehmaan Aye Hue Thhe”
Teacher: “Oh I See”
Student: “Na Ji Agar O Aayi Hoti To Main Aaj Bhi Nahi Aata“
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Joke-13
Kuchh To Hamari Ijjat Ka Khayal Kar
Gharwale Ladki Ki Marzi Ke Bina Ladki Ki Shaadi Kar Rahe The.
Ladki Apni Maa Se: “Mammi, Main Ye Shaadi Nahi Karungi Aur Agar Tumne Mujhse Zabardasti Ki To Main Ghar Se Bhaag Jaungi.”
Maa Rote Hue: “Beti Ye Kya Keh Rahi Hai, Maine Tere Baap Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki, Teri Badi Behan Aur Teri Bhua Ne Bhi Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki,
Tera Bhai Naukrani Ke Saath Bhaga Aur Teri Maasi Ne Sabzi Wale Ke Saath Bhaag Gayi,
Tera Chacha Dhobban Ke Saath Aur Uski Ladki Doodh Wale Ke Saath Bhag Gayi,
Aur To Aur Tera Baap Do Baar Padosan Ke Sath Bhaag Gaya Aur Ab Tu Bhi Bhaag Jayegi To Iss Ghar Ki Kya Ijjat Reh Jayegi,
Beta Kuchh To Hamari Ijjat Ka Khayal Kar.”
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Joke-14
Bechare Aajkal Ke Pati Kitne Majbur Hai
Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Vichaar Hai Aaj Kal Ke Pati Bechare Kayi Mushkilon Mein Fase Hai.
Agar Aurat Pe Haath Uthaye To Zalim, Aurat Se Pit Jaaye To Buzdil,
Aurat Ko Kisi Ke Sath Dekh Ke Ladaayi Kare To Jealous, Chup Rahe To Begairat,
Ghar Se Bahar Rahe To Awara, Ghar Mein Rahe To Naukar,
Bachchon Ko Daante To Hitler, Na Daante To Laparwah,
Aurat Ko Service Se Roke To Shakki Mizaj, Na Roke To Aurat Ki Kamaayi Khanewala.
Akhir Ye Bechare Kare Kya Aur Jaaye Kahan?
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Joke-15
Pata Nahi Ye Sala Dusara Kaun Hai?
Ek Admi Santa Se: “Kya Apne Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Hai?”
Santa: “Haan Kiya Hai Par Jab Bhi Us Se I Love You Kehta Hoon, To Wo Bolti Hai I Love You 2 Pata Nahi Ab Ye Sala Dusara Kaun Hai?“
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Aaj Insaniyat Se Vishwas Uth Gaya
Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghusa
Jaise Hi Tijori Todne Laga Uspe Likha Tha
Todne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai, Button Dabao Apne Aap Khul Jayegi.
Chor Ne Jaise Hi Button Dabaya, Zor Se Alarm Baja Aur 2 Minute Mein Security Guards Ne Use Pakad Liya
Police Aayi, Inspector Ne Chor Se Puchha
Inspector: “Apni Safayi Mein Kuch Kahna Chahoge?”
Chor Rote Hue: “Sirf Itna Hi Ki, Maa Kasam Aaj Insaniyat Se Vishwas Uth Gaya“
