Latest Funny Joke For WhatsApp & Facebook
Joke-1
Bache Ka Sath Aisa To Na Karo
4th Class Ke Ladke Ko Ek 10th Class Ki Ladki Bahut Pasand Thi
Ek Din Usne Usko Purpose Kiya.
Ladka: “I Love You”
Ladki: “Bevkoof Main Tere Se Badi Hun”
Ladka: “Par Main Tumhe Bahut Pyar Karta Hun”
Ladki: “Chal Foot Idhar Se”
Ladka: “Didi Please Maan Jao Na“
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Joke-2
School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?
Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawah Puchha
Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?”
Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi”
Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?”
Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke
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Joke-3
Kaun Sa Shehar Hai Ye?
Bus Stand Par Bus Mein Se Ek Ladki Ne Bahar Khade Ladke Se Pucha.
Ladki: “Kaun Sa Shehar Hai Ye?”
Ladka Bola: “Apna Mobile No. Do Phir Bataunga”
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan! Ludhiana Aa Gaya“
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Joke-4
Pappu Ki Umar Ka Raaz
Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Aadmi: “Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?”
Bachha: “Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7 Aur Facebook Pe 19 Saal Ka Hoon“
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Har Ladki, Deewani Paise Ki
Ladka Ek Ladki Ke Saath Restaurant Mein Date Pe Gaya
Thodi Der Baad Ghabraate Hue Ladki Se Bola: “Jaan Tumse Ek Baat Kahni Thi.”
Ladki: “Kya?”
Ladka Darte Hue: “Wo .. Wo .. Wo I Already Have A Girl Friend.”
Ladki Thandi Saans Chhodte Hue: “Ohh Shukar Hai, Tune To Dara Hi Diya Tha, Mujhe Laga Tere Paas Paise Nahi Hai.“
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Joke-6
Wah! Wah! Beta Ho To Aisa
Ek Gareeb Kisaan Ka Beta Jail Mein Tha. Us Budhe Kisan Ne Apne Bete Ko Jail Se Khat Likha,
Kisaan: “Beta Main Iss Baar Aalu Ki Fasal Nahi Bo Sakta, Itna Bada Khet Mujh Akele Se Nahi Khudega, Kash Tu Yahan Hota To Meri Madad Karta.”
Bete Ne Wapis Jawab Diya: “Papa Aap Khet Mat Khodna, Maine Wahan Hathiyaar Chhupa Rakhe Hain”
Agle Din Police Force Ne Sara Khet Khod Diya Par Hathiyar Nahi Mile.
Bete Ne Phir Baap Ko Likha: “Papa Yahan Par Baithe-Baithe Main Itni Hi Madad Kar Sakta Hun, Aap Ab Aalu Uga Dijiye.“
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Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya”
Banta Hairani Se: “Achha, Abe Aisa Konsa Mssg Hai?”
Santa: “Battery Low”
Banta Khush Hote Hue: “Abe Jaldi Se Mere Ko Forward Kar, Sabko Darayenge“
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Joke-8
Pyar Kisi Ko Nahi Chhodta
Santa Ke Pass Ek Kutta Tha Jiski Shakal Kuch Kuch Sher Se Milti Thi, Ek Din Banta Ne Santa Se Puch Hi Liya
Santa: “Yaar Tumhara Kutta To Sher Jaisa Lagta Hai”
Banta: “Arrey Ye Sher Hi Hai Saala Pyar Ke Chakkar Mein Pad Gaya, Sher Se Kutta Ho Gaya“
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Joke-9
Ye To Ban Gaya Karodpati
KBC Ke Set Par Ek Ladka 1 Crore Ke Sawaal Par Aakar Fass Gaya.
To Usne Ek Lifeline Chuni Phone-A-Friend Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Phone Milane Ko Kaha.
Amitabh Ne Ladki Ko Phone Milaya: “Tumhare Paas 30 Seconds Hain Iss Sawaal Ka Jawaab Dene Ke Liye, Aur Tumhara Samaye Shuru Hota Hai Ab.”
Ladka Jaldi Se Sawaal Padta Hai Aur Uske Chaaro Option Padta Hai.
Girlfriend: “Mil Gaya Time Tumhe Phone Karne Ka? Mujhe Tumse Koi Baat Nahi Karni! Bye.“
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Joke-10
Girl-Friend Jaise Hi Date Pe Apne Boy-Friend Se Mili,
To Boy-Friend Ne Use Upar Se Lekar Niche Tak Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha.
Boy-Friend: “Aaj Tumne Belt Ghutne Par Kyon Bandhi Hai?”
Girl-Friend Muskurate Hue: “Maine Mummy Se Promise Kiya Hai Ki Tumhe Belt Se Neeche Touch Nahin Karne Dungi“
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Joke-11
Daan Dene Mein Kya Burayi Hai
Door Bell Baji To Khan Ka Beta Bahar Dekhne Gaya,
Khan Ne Piche Se Awaj Laga Ke Pucha
Khan: “Beta, Kaun Hai?”
Beta Ander Aya Aur Bola: “Papa, Swimming Pool Ke Liye Chanda Mang Rahe Hai”
Khan: “To Tum Kya Dene Lage Ho?”
Beta: “Papa, Ek Glass Pani”
Khan: “Shabash Beta, Par Padosi Ke Nalke Se Dena“
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Joke-12
Chahe Jaisi Bhi Hai, Hai To Meri Girl-Friend Na
Ek Ladke Ko Ek Baba Ne Uska Haath Dekh Kar Bataya.
Baba: “Beta Tujh Par Chudail Ka Saya Hai.”
Ladka: “Baba Main Thappad Maar Dunga Agar Meri Girl-Friend Ke Bare Mein Kuch Kaha To, Vo Chudail Hai To Hai”
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Joke-13
Study Or Money?
Pappu Apne Daddy Ko Ek Good News Sunata Hai.
Pappu: “Papa Aapke Liye Ek Good News Hai”
Santa: “Kya?”
Pappu: “Aapko Yaad Hai Aapne Kaha Tha Ke Agar Main Exam Main Paas Ho Jaun To Mujhe 5000/- Denge”
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Beta, Mujhe Yaad Hai”
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Joke-14
True Definition Of Love By 5 Yeras Old Kid
Ek 5 Saal Ke Bacche Ne Pyaar Ki Definition Likhi.
“Pyaar Chaddi Mein Hue Susu Ki Tarah Hota Hai,
Jo Dusro Ko Nahi Dikhta Lekin Khud Ko Feel Hota Hai.”
