Rupees Vs Dollar Ka Note
Golu Ne Ek Baar Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Apne Dost Pappu Se Puchha
Golu: “Yaar, Bapu Har Note Mein Haste Kyu Hai, Dollar Ke Note Pe To Lincoln Nahi Hasta?”
Pappu Use Aankh Marte Hue: “Kyunki America Ki Aurtein Apne Blouse Mein Paise
Nahi Rakhti“
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Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?
Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“
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Ek Friend Ne Pappu Se Ek Question Poochha.
Friend: “Yaar Pappu Bhai, Heart Attack Se Marne Walon Mein Gents Hain 90% Aur Ladies Sirf 10%, Aisa Kyun?”
Pappu With An Awesome Answer: “Simple Yaar Ladies Ko To Heart Ke Aage Bumper Laga Hota Hai Na.”
Pappu To Aakhir Pappu Hai.
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Education Ke Naam Pe Maje
Sir And Madam Bachho Ko Sex Education Ke Bare Mein Bata Rahe Thhe
Sir: “Aaj Hum AIDS Ke Bare Mein Batayenge”
Students: “Ok Sir”
Sir Ne Madam Ko Kiss Karke Kaha.
Sir: “Dekho Baccho Chumne Se AIDS Nahi Failta”
Ab Apna Pappu Thha To Kameena Hi, Ye Dekh Ke Bola
Pappu: “Accha, Sir Abb Yeh Dikhao Yeh AIDS Failta Kaise Hai?“
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Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.
Pappu: “Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?”
Santa: “Very Long Likh De Beta“
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Ladayi Ladayi Maaf Karo
Do Ladkiyan Bus Mein Ek Seat Ke Liye Lad Rahi Thhi.
Pappu Bahut Der Se Ye Dekh Raha Tha, Raha Nahi Gaya To Bola
Pappu: “Kyun Lad Rahi Ho? Iska Hal Main Batata Hoon”
Dono Ladkiyan Boli: “Batao?”
Ladka: “Tum Mein Se Jo Umar Mein Badi Hai, Wo Baith Jaye”
Phir
Phir Kya?
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Sabko Apple Brabar Milne Chahiye
Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Tumahre Pass 8 Apples Hai Unko 6 Ladko Mein Kaisi Bantoge?”
Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag Mein Hisab Lagaya Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Madam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na.“
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Aalsi-Pane Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai
Maa Apne Bete Pappu Ko Subah Uthate Hue Boli
Maa: “Uth Ja Nalayak, Dekh Suraj Nikal Aaya Hai”
Pappu Ne Aage Se Jawab Diya
Pappu: “Arey Meri Maa, Kahe Ko Tension Leti Ho, Wo Sota Bhi To Mere Se Pahle Hai“
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100 Rs Mein Aata Hi Kya Hai?
Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,
Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,
Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,
Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”
Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“
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Pappu Jaisa Hoshiyar Bhala Kon Hoga
Teacher: “Physics Ki Definition Batao”
Papu: “Puri Nahi Ati Akhiri Se Thodi Yad Hai”
Teacher: “Koi Baat Nahi Wohi Sunao”
Papu: “And This Is Called Physics.“
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Teacher Teacher Ka Farak Hai
Maths Teacher Class Mein Padhate Hue Kahta Hai.
Teacher: “Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha, Mere Maths Mein 100 Marks Aate The”
Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Hanste Hue Teacher Ko Bola
Pappu: “Aate Honge Sir Ji, Aap Ko Koi Achha Teacher Padhata Hoga“
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Sharaab Peene Ka Nuksan
Santa Pappu Ke Saath Bazar Ja Raha Tha To Kuch Dekh Kar Bola.
Santa: “Beta, Sharab Kabhi Mat Peena, Warna Wo Jo Do Aadmi Ja Rahe Hai, Wo Tumhe Chaar Nazar Aayenge”
Pappu: “Lekin Papa, Wo To Ek Hi Aadmi Hai“
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Chote Bache Ka Love Letter
Dear Jaanu,
Love Letter Bhejne Ka Karan Hai Ki Mujhe Tu Bahut Pasand Hai.
Tu Bhi Humesha Meri Taraf Dekhti Rahti Hai Isliye Mujhe Laga Ki Main Bhi Tujhe Bhaut Pasand Hoon.
Tu Laal Ribbon Mat Lagaya Kar Kyunki Tere Pichhe Wali Ladki Us Par Ink Lagati Hai.
Isliye Mujhe Bahut Gussa Aata Hai, Wo Mere Pados Mein Hi Rahti Hai Ink Ka Badla Lene K Liye Main Uske Ghar Ki Bell Baja Kar Bhaag Jata Hoon.
Aur Tu Fair & Lovely Lagaya Kar Aur Gori Dikhegi.
Tere Pass Wali Ladki Guddiya Hai Na ? Wo Tujh Se Bhi Gori Hai Lekin Mujhe To Tu Hi Pasand Hai Kyunki Wo Mera Pen Churati Hai.
Letter Padh Ke Agar Gussa Aaye To Mujhe Wapas Kar Dena, Lekin Sir Ko Na Dena Bahut Mushkil Se Likha Hai.
Tumhara Lover,
Pappu.
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Bhagwan Ji Bhi Pareshan Ho Gaye
Pappu Bhagwan Se Prarthna Kar Raha Tha.
Pappu: “Bhagwan, Please Punjab Ko America Ki Rajdhani Bana Do Plzzzz”
Bhagwan Ji Ne Ye Suna Aur Hairan Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Puchha: “Kyun Be?”
Pappu: “Kyunki Main Exam Mein Likh Aaya Hoon“
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Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Main Hun Kya?
Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,
Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”
Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga, Teacher Ne Poocha
Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”
Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai Aur Mere Papa Unko Billi, Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon Ya Billa“
