Maths Ka Itihaas Hila Diya Isne To
Question: “Prove That 2/10 = 2”
Arts Student: “Out Of Course.”
Commerce Student: “Wrong Question.”
Medical Student: “What The Hell, It’s Not Possible.”
Engineering Student: “It’s So Simple
2/10 = Two/ten
(T With T Cancel)
Wo = En
W = 23rd Letter
O = 15th Letter
E = 5th Letter
N = 14th Letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2”
Hence Prooved
Engineer Rocks!
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In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother
But
Brother Never Support Sister.
You Know Why ?
Because Sister Know What Love Is
And
Brother Knows What Boys Are.
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How Much Do You Love Me?
Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park.
Girlfriend: “How Much Do You Love Me?”
Boyfriend: “I’d Take Bullet For You.”
Girlfriend: “Awwwww! Seriously?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, Enfield Bullet In Dowry.”
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Mom, I Have Started Loving A Boy
Girl To Mom: “Mom I Have Started Loving A Boy”
Mom: “What? How Old Is He? What Does He Do?”
Girl: “He Is 3 Months Old, Happily Kicking In My Stomach“
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There Are Three Kinds Of Men In The World
There Are Three Kinds Of Men In The World.
Some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen,
Some Have Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen,
The Rest Get Married & Wonder What Happened?
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One Morning At A Doctor’s Clinic A Patient Arrives Complaining Of Serious Back Pain.
The Doctor Examines Him And Asks Him: “Tell Me What Happened To Your Back.”
The Patient: “Sir, I Work For A Local Night Club.
This Morning I Go To My Apartment Early And Heard Some Noise In My Bed Room.
On Entering I Knew Someone Had Been With My Wife And The Balcony Door Was Open.
I Rushed Out Of The Balcony Door And Did Not find Anyone.
As I Looked Down From The Balcony I Saw A Man Running Out And He Was Dressing Himself.
I Was Very Angry, I Grabbed The Fridge And Threw It At Him.
It Was Very Heavy, That Is How I Strained My Back.”
A few Hours Later, A Second Patient Arrives As If He Has Been In A Car Wreck.
The Doctor: “My Previous Patient Looked Bad, But You Look Terrible, What The Hell Happened To You?”
2nd Patient: “You Know I Have Been Unemployed For A While Now,
Today Was The First Day At My New Job, I Forgot To Set My Alarm And I Was Late.
I Was Running Out Of The Building, Getting Dressed At The Same Time, I Was Hit By A Fridge.
I Don’t Know How And Where From This Fridge Fall On Me?”
Before Closing Hours, The Third Patient Comes To The Clinic.
He Looks Like He Was Punished In Hell. The Doctor Is Shocked.
Doctor: “What Is The Hell Happened To You?”
3rd Patient: “Well, It Started Like This, I Was In A Fridge.“
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English Language Ki Maa Behen Ek Karna
Dosto Aaye Dekhe Haryana Mein Teachers English Language Ki Kaise Maa Behen Ek Karte Hain.
1. Don’t Talk In Front Of My Back.
2. Both Of You Three Get Out Of The Class.
3. Why Are You So Late? Say Yes Or No.
4. Take 5 Cm Copper Wire Of Any Length.
5. I Have Two Daughters. Both Of Them Are Girls.
6. All Of You Stand In A Straight Circle.
7. Be Quiet. Principal Passed Away Just Now.
8. Why Are You Looking At The Monkey Outside When I Am Standing Here?
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Difference Between Friend And Wife?
You Can Tell Your Friend: “You Are My Best Friend”
But
Do You Have Courage Telling Your Wife: “You Are My Best Wife?“
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Universal Truth About Girls
Universal Truth:
Help A Girl When She Is In Trouble,
And
She Will Surely Remember You,
Only When…
She Is Again In Trouble.
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Guys Vs Girls, How They Look Like?
Girls Are So Beautiful, Loving, Caring And Understanding In.Jpg Format.
And Guys Are So Sweet Loving And Caring In.Mp3 Format.
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Difference Between Heaven And Hell?
What Is Heaven?
American Salary,
German Car,
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife
And What Is Hell?
American Wife,
German Food,
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary
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The Conversation Between Girlfriend And Boyfriend On Phone.
Girlfriend: “Baby, I Am In A Big Trouble.”
Boyfriend: “Why Is That?”
Girlfriend: “I Saw A Mouse In My House.”
Boyfriend: “Oh, Well, All You Need To Do Is Use A Trap.”
Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have A Trap.”
Boyfriend: “Well Then, Buy One.”
Girlfriend: “Can’t Afford One.”
Boyfriend: “I Can Give You Mine If You Want.”
Girlfriend: “That Sounds Good.”
Boyfriend: “All You Need To Do Is Just Use Some Cheese In Order To Make The Mouse Come To The Trap.”
Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have Any Cheese.”
Boyfriend: “Okay Then, Take A Piece Of Bread And Put A Bit Of Oil In It And Put It In The Trap.”
Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have Oil.”
Boyfriend: “Well, Then Put Only A Small Piece Of Bread.”
Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have Bread.”
Boyfriend: “Then What The F#ck Is The Mouse Doing At Your House?”
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Example Of A Clever & Smart Husband
I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: “Hi Babe I’m At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return.”
I Sent Another Text: “Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I’m Getting You A New Car”
She Text Back In One Second: “OMG Really?”
I Replied: “No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message.“
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Reality Of Media
A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.
He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.
Newspapers Report: “Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “I Am Not American.”
Report Changed: “Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “Actually, I Am Pakistani.”
Breaking News: “Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.”
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Definition Of A Boss:
“Boss Is A Person Who Thinks That Nine Women Together Can Produce A Baby In One Month“
