Funny Shayari SMS

Stylish Breakup-
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??
Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost.
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बढ़ती हुई मंहगाई
और घटती हुई कमाई को देखकर ,
‪आधार‬ कार्ड नहीं,
बल्कि
उधार‬ कार्ड की जरुरत महसूस हो रही है|
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आधार कार्ड का ऑफिस बंद था ,
कार्ड बनवाने के लिए लम्बी लाइन लगी हुई थी ,
एक आदमी बार बार लाइन में आगे जाने की कोशिश कर रहा था ,
लोग बार उसे पीछे पकड़ कर खीच देते थे ,
उसने 4-5 बार कोशिश की ,
फिर हारकर बोला –
लगे रहो लाइन में सालो ,
आज ऑफिस ही नहीं खोलूँगा
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कार्ड स्पेशल
पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ?
पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है ।
पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है?
पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे।
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पति वह प्राणी है जो
भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे
मगर
पत्नी की ‘4 missed call’
खौफ पैदा करने के लिए काफी है!!!!
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मां:- खाना खाने के बाद आज ब्रश मत करना बंटी..
बंटी:- ऐसा क्यों मां..??
मां:- इतना महंगा प्याज़ खाया है,
आसपास वालों को तो पता चलना ही चाहिए..!!!
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गेम शो होस्ट: अगर आपकी बीवी और सास पर
कोई बाघ हमला कर दे तो आप पहले किसको बचाएंगे?

पप्पू: बेशक बाघ को, आखिर बेचारे बचे ही कितने हैं..
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दादी को गीता पढ़ते देख पोते ने अपनी मां से पूछा,

मां दादी कौन की परीक्षा की तैयारी कर रही हैं?

मां : बेटा ये फाइनल ईयर की तैयारी कर रही हैं.
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दोस्त से मिलने अस्पताल गया तो
वो बोला..

दर्द दिलो के कम हो जाते
अगर..
सेब के बदले सिगरेट ले आते
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दुनिया का सबसे खतरनाक जानवर हिरन है..

जिसने सतयुग मेँ श्रीराम का
और
कलयुग मेँ सलमान का जीना हराम कर दिया..
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जब आपको एक औरत पसन्द करती है, तब आप एक पति हैं !
जब आपको बहुत सारी औरतें पसन्द करती हैं, तब आप एक आदर्श व्यक्ति हैं !
जब आपको हजारों औरतें पसन्द करती हैं, तब आप एक लीडर हैं !
और जब आपको शहर की पूरी औरतें पसन्द करती हैं, तब आप एक गोलगप्पे वाले हैं।
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एक आदमी मेरिज ब्यूरो मे फोन करके बोलता है.

मेरे दोनो हाथ और दोनो पैर नही है. क्या मेरी शादी हो सकती है ?

लेडी ऑपरेटर: हा हो सकती है. लेकिन आपका ‘वो’ तो है ना?

आदमी: हा! उस से ही नंबर डायल किया.
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भूगोल की कक्षा में गंगा पर चर्चा हो रही थी

अध्यापक: बताओ गंगा कहां से निकलती हैं
और
कहां जाकर मिलती है!

गोलू: सर गंगा स्कूल आने के बहाने..
घर से निकलती है और मंदिर के पीछे जाकर पपुड़ा से मिलती है !

गुरु जी आज भी कोमा मे है ..
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Pyar Had Tak Kiya Jaaye To Accha Hai,
Warna Deewana Bana Deta Hai,
Baat Agar Dil Tak Pahuchi To khair hai,
warna Kisko ammi Kisko abbu Bana Deti Hai.
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pyar mein kisi ne dhokha khaya hai,
to kisi ne kasam khayi hai,
hum to wo majnu hai,
jis ne sirf or sirf juti khayi hai.
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Julfo mein phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne pucha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai.
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
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Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena
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Funny shayari BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...
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Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.
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Aisa dostana hamara,
Main kashti tu kinara,
Main dhanush tu teer,
Main matar tu paneer,
Main varsha tu badal,
Main rajma tu chawal,
Main hot tu cool,
Main april tu fool
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Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!
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Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai..
Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai..
Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai..
Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai..
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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.
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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
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The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to
say…
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that, “I’m not on WhatsApp”.
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'Tere hath ki mai wo lakeer ban jao
sirf mai he tera mukdar teri takdeer ban jao

Mai tujy itna chaho tu bhool jaye har rishta
Sirf mai he tery har rishty ki Taveer ban jao

Tu ankhy ban kary tu aao mai he nazar
Es tarha mai tery har khawab ki tabeer ban jao'
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Agar pyaar karna hai to dhobiwali
se karo...
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Agar pyaar karna hai to dhobiwali
se karo...
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Kyun ki kehati hai pehale istamal karo phir vishwas karo
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Poocha hum ne un se
Bhula Diya hum ko kese
Chutkiyaan Baja k boley
Aisy Aisy Aisy
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Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se....
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se....
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Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo…
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Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi,
Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya

Cause

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!
Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…
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Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…
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Actually
Basically
Biologically
Technically
Chemically
Physically
Mentally
Mathematically
Electrically
Normally
Mechanically
&
Finally

I am So Sweet…
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Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
…Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain
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Just Imagine
Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe Ho
Aapko Bahut Jor Ki Paad Aa Raha Hai
Itifakan, Gana Bhi Bahut Jor Se Baj Raha Hai
Aur Mauke Ka Faida Uthate Hue
Aapne Bhi Bade Smartly Gaane Ki Dhun Mein Dhun Milate Hue Paad Mara
Aur Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chala
Jab Utrane Lage Aapne Dekha Sab Ghur Rahe Hain
Aur Achanak Aapko Yaad Aaya
Gana To Aapke Headphone Per Chal Raha Tha…
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A chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!
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Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane
Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane
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Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Boy : 30-40 Bar..

Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?

Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
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Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne
Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya
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Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi
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Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon
Chhor Kar Jaoge To Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jaoge…
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Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe Hain
Hamara Dil Churaye Baithe Hain
Humne Unse Kaha Hamara Dil Hume Lauta Do
To Bole Hum To Hatho Mein Mehendi Laga Ke Baithe Hain…
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A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?

Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le.
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Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai…
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Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The
Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi…
Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha,
Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai…
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Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa,
Malik: Kaun Hai?
Chor: Miyaaun…
Malik: Kaun Hai?
Chor: Miyaaun…
Malik: Kaun Hai?
Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi…
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Arz Hai
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…
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Mooli Gajar Ka Noor Aap Per Barse
Aapki Chahat Ko Aalu Tamatar Bhi Tarse
Aapki Zindagi Mein Aaye Itne Baigan Ke
Aap Kuch Bhi Aur Khane Ko Tarse…
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Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya
Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya
Mai Samajh Gayi Ki Tu Aaj Phir Nhi Nahaya
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Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai
Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai
Kahi Aisa To Nahi
Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai…
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Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai…
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Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab…
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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill

Aur

Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
Daru Ka Bill

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…
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Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain,
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah… Wah…
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…
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Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”
Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”
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Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…
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Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Aansu Mat Bahana…
Yaaro… Mere Marne Ke Bad,
Aansoo Mat Bahana…

Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana… :D
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One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…
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Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro
Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…
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Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi
Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar Bhatakne Lagi
Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali
Yeh Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagi…
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Taqdir Banane Wale Tune Bhi Had Kar Di
Taqdir Mein Kisi Aur Ka Naam Likha
Aur
Dil Mein Chahat Ek Farebi Ki Bhar Di…
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Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
Kyunki
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai…
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Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue…

Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao…
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Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai…
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O God तू अपरम्पारा
करो बेडा पार हमारा
My Boat फंसी मझधारा
please give me some सहारा

I don’t have any किनारा
नहीं दिखता कोई नजारा
Please take Fastly ANy action
मैं बिकता खड़े बजारा

O God तू अपरम्पारा
करो बेडा पार हमारा
please give me some power
मैं बन जाऊं चाँद सितारा

मेरी विनती सुन लो GODA
मैं लेता नाम तुम्हारा….
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Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me…
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Girl – jante ho tum ladke kyon bal katbate ho?
Boy – batao?
Girl – taki badtmiji karne par koi ladki bal pakad kar n mare
Boy – janti ho tum ladkiyon ke bal kyon bade hote hain?
Girl – its natural!
Boy – nhi, balki eshliye taki Juyein ushme jhula jhul shake… :D
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Sharm to unhe aati hai,
Jo sharm se sharmate hai,
Hum to Besharm hai, kyu ki…
Sharm humse sharmati hai…
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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile hath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana to bahut costly hai,
Per har gali mein ek Mumtaz banate raho…
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Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai,
Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai,
Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai,
Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai…
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Terri Yaadon Mein,
Kuchh Aisee Baat Hai,

Ke Har Waqat Teree Yaadein,
Hamaare Sath Hain,

Dil Chahataa Hai Ki,
Tujhko Tujhee Se Churaa Loo,

Par Mummy Kahti Hain,
Ki Choree Karnaa Buri Baat Hai…
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Hansti Thi Hansaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhati Thi,

Dekh Dekh Sarmaati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,

Aaj Pata Chala Ke Woh,
Khud Toh Pagal Thi,

Mujhe Bhi Pagal Banaati Thi…
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Log Isq Karte Hain,
Bade Shor Ke Saath,

Hamne Bhi Kiya,
Bade Jor Ke Saath,

Magar Ab Karenge Thoda,
Gour Ke Saath,

Kyonki Kal Usko Dekha,
Kisi Aur Ke Saath…
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Bahut Din Ke Bad Keetab Ko Khola To Pata Chala,
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Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,

Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,

Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,

Sala,
Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata…
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Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye,

Vah,
Vah,

Irshaad,
Irshaad,

Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye,

Toh
Toh

Toh

Give Indicator Blow Horn Aur Mud Jaaye….
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Miss Karte Hai Aapko,
Yaad Bhi Bahut Satai Hai,

Karne Ko To Phone,
Bhi Kar Lete Par,

Costumer Care Ki Ek Ladki,
Balance Kam Batati Hai…
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Yeh Kaisa Tera Pyar Hai Jaalim,
Dil Na Raha,

Sarkari Daftar Ban Gaya Hai,
Na Koi Kam Karta Hai,

Aur Na Hi,
Kisi Ki Baat Sunta Hai…
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Khate Hain Kasam Hum,
Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahin Denge,

Aap Ho Jaao Hum Se Juda,
Hum Aisa Hone Nahin Denge,

Aaapko Bhijwa Rahe Hain,
Keemti Tohfa Machhron Ka,

Jo Raaat Bhar,
Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge…
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Arj Kiya Hai……

Samma,
Parwane Se Kuchh Kah Rahi Hai,

Samma,
Parwane Se Kuchh Kah Rahi Hai,

Darling Jara Rumaal Dena,
Meri Naak Bahut Bah Rahi Hai…
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Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar,
Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par,
Kiss Kar Diya,
Ladki :- I Am Sorry ,
Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi,
Bachha :- It Is Ok Baby,
Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar,
Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain…
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Isq Ne Gaalib,
Nikamma Kar Diya,
Varna Hum Bhia,
Aadmi The Kaam Ke….
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Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,

Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,

Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,

Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,

Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi…
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Shaadi Karne Waale,
Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya,

Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha,
Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya,

Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain,
Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain,

Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha,
Tumne Hamein Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha…
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Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai,
Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai..
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Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab,
Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati Ho Behisaab,
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Hamne Dhoop Samjhi,
Woh Chhaya Nikali,

Hamne Gaay Samjhi,
Woh Bhains Nikali,

Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka,

Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha,
Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali…
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20th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :-

Agar Tum Mil Jaao,
Jamana Chhod Denge Hum,

21th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :-

Agar Tum Mil Jaao,
Purana Chhod Denge Hum…
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Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne Password Banaya,
Ram Sita Laksman Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta :-
Yaar Itna Lamba Password Kyu Banaya,
Santa:-
Yaar Bank Wale Kahte Hain Ki,
Password Mein 5 Carrector 1 Capital,
Aur 1 Special Carractor Hona Chahiye…
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Machhar Ne Jo Kata,
Dil Mein Mere Janun Tha,

Khujali Itni Huyi Ke,
Dil Besukun Tha,

Pakda Toh Chhod Diya,
Yeh Sochkar,

Saale Ki Rago Mein,
Apna Hi Khoon Tha…
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Ek Aadmi,
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-

Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai, Gunah Hai,

Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,

Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…
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Main Hoon Jis Haal Mein
Ae Mere Sanam Rehne De

Chaaku Mat De Mere Haatho Mein
Kalam Rehne De

Main To Shayar Hoon
Mera Dil Hai Bahut Hi Nazook

Main Patakhe Hi Se Mar Jayunga
Bomb Rehne De…
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Aashiqui Bhi Dosto Kya Classical Sangeet Thi
Raag To Ohi Jaane Kya Tha, Jaane Kya Gaate Rahe

Zindagi Bhar Ishq Ka Izhaar Karne Ke Liye
Voh Bhi Haqlaate Rahe Aur Hum Bhi Haqlaate Rahe…
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Yaad Aane Lage Chacha Ghalib
Ya Elahi! Ye Majra Kya Hai?

Taakta Hoon Harek Ladki Ko
Varna In Aankhon Ka Fayda Kya Hai

Kapdo Ki Aabo Taab Dikhane Mein Reh Gya
Kuch Khoobsurato Ko Lubhane Mein Reh Gya

Murge Ki Taang Kha Gye Shadi Mein Saare Log
Main Deston Se Hath Milane Mein Reh Gya…
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Humari Baari Jab Aayi To Humse Doctor Bola
Chalo Jaldi Dikhao, Aur Bhi Bimar Baithe Hain
Jo Pehle Aaye The Lete Hain Kabristan Mein Jaakar
Bache Hain Yahan Jo Do Char, Taiyaar Baithe Hain…
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Zubaida, Karishma, Kareena, Natima
Chalo Aaj Sabko Dikha Dun Cinema
Meri Umar Kya Hai Ye Kyon Poochhti Ho
Kahin Ishq Ka Josh Hota Hai Dheema…
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Kar Gyi Ghar Mera Khali
Mere So Jaane Ke Baad
Mujhko Dhadka Tha Ke Kuch Hoga Tere Aane Ke Baad
Maine Dono Baar Thane Mein Likhayi Thi Report
Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad…
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Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho,

Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya,
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho….