1.Movies Of School Life.
Classes: “Bardasht”
Attendance: “Hera Pheri”
Class Room: “No Entry”
Teacher: “Jani Dushman”
Examiner: “Don”
Friend During Paper: “Hum Aapke Hai Kaun?”
Viva: “Encounter”
Marking: “Andha Kanoon”
Exam Time: “Qayamat”
Cheating: “Lage Raho Munna Bhai”
Question Paper: “Ek Paheli”
Answer Paper: “Kora Kagaj”
Result: “Sadma”
Pass: “Chamatkar”
Fail: “Devdas”
Future: “Na Tum Jano Na Hum”
Agree to Like Thoko our Share Karo
2.Aalsi-Pane Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai
Aalsi-Pane Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai
Maa Apne Bete Pappu Ko Subah Uthate Hue Boli
Maa: “Uth Ja Nalayak, Dekh Suraj Nikal Aaya Hai”
Pappu Ne Aage Se Jawab Diya
Pappu: “Arey Meri Maa, Kahe Ko Tension Leti Ho, Wo Sota Bhi To Mere Se Pahle Hai“
3.Suicide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book
Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai
Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“
4.Haye Re Tera Bholapan
Nayi Aayi Dulhan Ko Saas Apne Pass Bitha Ke Samjha Rahi The.
Saas: “Beti Ab Tum Mujhe Apni Maa Or Apne Sasur Ko Pita Hi Samjhna”
Tabhi Darwaje Par Ghanti Baji, Bahu Ne Darwaja Khola To Pati Aaya Tha.
Saas: “Kon Aaya Hai Beti?”
Bahu: “Maan, Bhaiya Office Se Aaye Hai“
5.Baniye Ki Kanjoosi Ki Hadd
Ek Bar Muftimal Baniya 14th Floor Se Neeche Gira.
Girte Waqt Usne 10th Floor Pe Apni Ghar Ki Khidki Mein, Apni Wife Ko Roti Pakate Hue Dekha.
To Chilla Ke Bola: “Meri Roti Mat Pakanaaaa“
6. Gift Do To Aisa, Jaisa Santa Ne Diya
Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha,
Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.
Banta: “Oye Bahar Kyu Baitha Hai?”
Santa: “Yaar Aaj Marriage Anniversary Thi To Mene Wife Ko Gift Mein Chain Di Aur Usne Mujhe Ghar Se Bahar Nikal Diya”
Banta: “Kyu? Chain Chandi Ki Laya Tha Kya?”
7.Mujhse Friendship Karogi?
Ladka Aur Ladki Ek Auto Mein Bethe Hue Kahin Ja Rahe Thhe.
Ladke Ne Thodi Der Baad Ladki Se Puchha.
Ladka: “Mujhse Friendship Karogi?”
Ladki: “Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte”
Ladka: “Haan Jaise Mere Baap Ne To Mujhe Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai“
Ladka Aur Ladki Ek Auto Mein Bethe Hue Kahin Ja Rahe Thhe.
Ladke Ne Thodi Der Baad Ladki Se Puchha.
Ladka: “Mujhse Friendship Karogi?”
Ladki: “Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte”
Ladka: “Haan Jaise Mere Baap Ne To Mujhe Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai“
