To Aise Faisla Hota Court Mein, Aaj Pata Chala
Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha, Case Ki Sunwai Shuru Hone Lagi To Wakeel Utha Aur Judge Se Bola.
Wakeel: “My Lord, Qanoon Ki Kitaab Ke Page Number 15 Ke Mutabiq Mere Muvakeel Ko Baizzat Bari Kiya Jaye”
Judge: “Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye”
Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi, Judge Ne Page Number 15 Khola To Usmein 1000 Ke 10 Note The.
Judge Muskurate Hue Bola: “Bahut Khoob, Is Tarha Ke 2 Saboot Aur Pesh Kiye Jaye“
Paagal Kar Dala Sale Ne
Nepali: “Nahi Main Nepali Hoon”
Pagal: “Tum American Ho?”
Nepali: “Kaha Na Main Nepali Hoon”
Pagal: “Nahi-Nahi Tum Pakka American Ho”
Sabko Apple Brabar Milne Chahiye
Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Tumahre Pass 8 Apples Hai Unko 6 Ladko Mein Kaisi Bantoge?”
Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag Mein Hisab Lagaya Aur Bola.
Suiside Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book
Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai
Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“
Pappu: “Madam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na.“
Nepali Gusse Se: “Haan-Haan Main American Hoon”
Pagal: “Par Yaar Lagte To Ekdam Nepali Ho“
