Latest Jokes Santa, Banta Jokes

Latest Jokes Santa, Banta Jokes

1.Isliye Santa Pe Jokes Bante Hai

Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa Se Bola

Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”

Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”

Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Budhu, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha Sakte The“
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2.Vese To Santa Akalmand Hai

Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”

Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola: “Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai?”

Bhikhari Khushi Se : “Ji Hain”

Santa: “To Sale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“
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3.Santa Aur Bechara Doctor

Santa Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Doctor: “Ab Tumhari Tabiyat Kaisi Hai?”
Santa: “Pehle Se Jyada Kharab Hai”

Doctor: “Dawai Khali Thi?”
Santa: “Nahi Dawai Ki Sishi To Bhari Hui Thi.”

Doctor: “I Mean Dawai Le Li Thi?”
Santa: “Ji Aapne Di To Meine Le Li Thi.”

Doctor: “Bewkoof Dawai Pee Li Thi?”
Santa: “Nahi Dawai To Laal Thi.”

Doctor: “Abe Gadhe Dawai Ko Pee Liya Tha?”
Santa: “Nahi Sir Peelia To Mujhe Tha“
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4.Paise Kaise Bachaye, Santa Se Sikhe

Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behes Ho Rahi Thi.

Banta: “Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon Par Akela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye”

Santa: “Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Mene Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye“
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5.Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein Jagte Hain Tanha Raaton Ko

Ustad Fursat Fate Haal Khan Sahab Ne Apni Mehbooba Ki Yaad Mein Ek Sher Arz Kara Hai, Gaur Farmayiyega Zara

Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein Jagte Hain Tanha Raaton Ko,

Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein Jagte Hain Tanha Raaton Ko,

Sirf Wo Hi Bata Sakte Hai Ki,

Kaun Se Mobile Ki Battery Jayada Der Chalti Hai.
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6.Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?”

Santa: “Very Long Likh De Beta“
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7.Ek Prem Katha Aisi Bhi

Hospital Mein Ladka Aur Ladki Baat Kar Rahe Thhe.

Ladki: “Aaj Meri Hert Surgery Hai”

Ladka Rote Hue: “Dont Worry Janu, I Love You”

Girl : “I Love You Too …”

Itna Kah Kar Ladki Operation Theater Mein Chali Jati Hai

After Surgery When Girl Woke Up, She Saw Only Her Dad Was Next To Her Bed

Girl Gabrate Hue: “Where Is He?”

Dad: “Don’t You Know Who Gave You The Heart?”

Girl: “What..?? Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (And Starts Crying)”

Dad: “Just Kidding.. Bathroom Karne Gaya Hai“
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8.Height Of Facebook Addiction

Baap Ne Ane Bete Ko Computer Par Facebook Khole Dekha To Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Baap: “Beta, Facebook Se Hatt Ke Bhi Ek Duniya Hai”

Ladka Khush Hote Hue: “Sachhi Papa, Zara Link To Share Karo, Please.“
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9.Ladayi Ladayi Maaf Karo

Do Ladkiyan Bus Mein Ek Seat Ke Liye Lad Rahi Thhi.

Pappu Bahut Der Se Ye Dekh Raha Tha, Raha Nahi Gaya To Bola

Pappu: “Kyun Lad Rahi Ho? Iska Hal Main Batata Hoon”

Dono Ladkiyan Boli: “Batao?”

Ladka: “Tum Mein Se Jo Umar Mein Badi Hai, Wo Baith Jaye”

Phir

Phir Kya?

“Dono Ladkiyan Poore Raste Khadi Rahi“
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10.Yeh To Apni Apni Kismat Hai

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.

Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”

Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.

Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“