Today's Joke of the day
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1). Shakti Kapoor Ki Favorite Car?
Ek Baar Shakti Kapoor Se Puchha Gaya: “Aapki Favorite Car Kon Si Hai?
Mercedes, Audi, BMW?”
Shakti Kapoor Bola: “Aaaaaooooo, My Favorite Car Is, Balaat-Car“
2). Bloody English
Husband SMS His Wife: “Hi, What You Doing Darling?”
Wife: “I’m Dying”
Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: “Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You?”
Wife: “You Idiot I’m Dying My Hair”
Husband: “Bloody English“
3). Kamal Ka Pen Hai?
Santa Book-Shop Par Pen Lene Jata Hai.
Santa: “Ek Blue Ball-Pen Dena”
Dukandar: “Ye Lo Ye Pen Khub Chalega”
Santa: “Arrey, Mujhe Chalne Wala Nahi Likhne Wala Pen Chahiye“
