Latest Keep Smile Jokes
Ladkiya Aakhir Kyu Karti Hai Aisa?
Ek Sawal Jo Aaj Tak Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aaya
Ladki Jab Roti Hai To Wo Aankhon Ki Bajaye,
Muh Par Kyun Hath Rakhti Hai?
Mujhe To Kabhi Samajh Nahi Aaya, Aapko Pata Ho To Jarur Batana
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Lambi Zindagi Jeene Ka Chota Sa Raaz
Baba Saixdas Ne Ek Aisa Tarika Dhunda Hai Jis Se Aap Aram Se Lambi Umar Tak Jee Sakte Ho.
Ek Juth Aapki Zindagi Ke 5 Minute Kam Kar Deta Hai,
Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindagi Ke 10 Minute Badha Deti Hai,
Moral: “Haste-Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Minute Ka Faayda Hai“
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Santa Rocks Girlfriend Shocks
Santa Went On The Date With His Girlfriend
After 2 Hour They Started To Leave
His Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection Next Time
After One Week Santa Go On A Date Again And Santa Brought
3 Brothers And 5 Cousins
With Baseball Bats And Hockey Sticks.
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Love Marriage Mein Dokha To Aam Baat Hai
Love Marriage Ke Kuch Saalo Baad Ek Din Patni Rote Hue Pati Ko Boli
Patni: “Agar Mujhe Pata Hota Ki Tum Itne Gareeb Ho To Main Tumse Kabhi Shadi Na Karti”
Pati Zor Zor Se Haste Hue: “Ha Ha Ha, Arey Bevkoof Aurat, When I Was Telling You That You Are The Only Thing I Have In This World, Tab Tu Kya Samjhti Thi?“
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Ladki Shayad Bahri Thi
Santa Ne Restaurant Mein Ek Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Bethi Dekhi.
Dil Pe Kaboo Na Raha Aur Tangon Ko Roka Na Gaya To Uske Pass Jaake Bola
Santa: “I Love You”
Ladki Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Santa Ko Ek Chanta Maara Aur Boli: “Kya Bola Tu?”
Santa Rote Hue: “Jab Suna Hi Nahi To Chaanta Kyu Maara“
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Bechare Aajkal Ke Pati Kitne Majbur Hai
Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Vichaar Hai Aaj Kal Ke Pati Bechare Kayi Mushkilon Mein Fase Hai.
Agar Aurat Pe Haath Uthaye To Zalim, Aurat Se Pit Jaaye To Buzdil,
Aurat Ko Kisi Ke Sath Dekh Ke Ladaayi Kare To Jealous, Chup Rahe To Begairat,
Ghar Se Bahar Rahe To Awara, Ghar Mein Rahe To Naukar,
Bachchon Ko Daante To Hitler, Na Daante To Laparwah,
Aurat Ko Service Se Roke To Shakki Mizaj, Na Roke To Aurat Ki Kamaayi Khanewala.
Akhir Ye Bechare Kare Kya Aur Jaaye Kahan?
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Bechare Aajkal Ke Pati Kitne Majbur Hai
Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Vichaar Hai Aaj Kal Ke Pati Bechare Kayi Mushkilon Mein Fase Hai.
Agar Aurat Pe Haath Uthaye To Zalim, Aurat Se Pit Jaaye To Buzdil,
Aurat Ko Kisi Ke Sath Dekh Ke Ladaayi Kare To Jealous, Chup Rahe To Begairat,
Ghar Se Bahar Rahe To Awara, Ghar Mein Rahe To Naukar,
Bachchon Ko Daante To Hitler, Na Daante To Laparwah,
Aurat Ko Service Se Roke To Shakki Mizaj, Na Roke To Aurat Ki Kamaayi Khanewala.
Akhir Ye Bechare Kare Kya Aur Jaaye Kahan?
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Jako Rakhe Saiyan Maar Sake Na Koi
Ek Baccha Haste Hue Paida Hua.
Nurse Ne Use Gaud Mein Uthaya: “Kyun Has Rahe Ho Beta?”
Bacche Ne Apni Muthi Kholi Aur I-Pill Ki Goli Dikhayi Aur Bola: “Don Ko Marna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai.”
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Bechara Gareeb Bachha
Teacher Ne School Khatam Hone Ke Baad Ek Ladke Ko Pakda Aur Pucha
Teacher: “Nalayak Tu Saara Din Class Mein Ladkiyo Ke Saath Itni Baate Karta Rahta Hai.”
Boy With A Great Answer: “Sir, Main Garib Hun Mere Message Free Nahi Hai Na.“
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Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?
Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha,
Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework Nahi Kiya Hua To Vo Santa Ko Bola
Teacher: “Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?”
Santa Ne Bholepan Se Jawab Diya: “Sir, Kyunki Main To Hostel Mein Rahta Hu“
Ladkiya Aakhir Kyu Karti Hai Aisa?
Ek Sawal Jo Aaj Tak Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aaya
Ladki Jab Roti Hai To Wo Aankhon Ki Bajaye,
Muh Par Kyun Hath Rakhti Hai?
Mujhe To Kabhi Samajh Nahi Aaya, Aapko Pata Ho To Jarur Batana
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Baba Saixdas Ne Ek Aisa Tarika Dhunda Hai Jis Se Aap Aram Se Lambi Umar Tak Jee Sakte Ho.
Ek Juth Aapki Zindagi Ke 5 Minute Kam Kar Deta Hai,
Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindagi Ke 10 Minute Badha Deti Hai,
Moral: “Haste-Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Minute Ka Faayda Hai“
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Santa Rocks Girlfriend Shocks
Santa Went On The Date With His Girlfriend
After 2 Hour They Started To Leave
His Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection Next Time
After One Week Santa Go On A Date Again And Santa Brought
3 Brothers And 5 Cousins
With Baseball Bats And Hockey Sticks.
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Love Marriage Mein Dokha To Aam Baat Hai
Love Marriage Ke Kuch Saalo Baad Ek Din Patni Rote Hue Pati Ko Boli
Patni: “Agar Mujhe Pata Hota Ki Tum Itne Gareeb Ho To Main Tumse Kabhi Shadi Na Karti”
Pati Zor Zor Se Haste Hue: “Ha Ha Ha, Arey Bevkoof Aurat, When I Was Telling You That You Are The Only Thing I Have In This World, Tab Tu Kya Samjhti Thi?“
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Ladki Shayad Bahri Thi
Santa Ne Restaurant Mein Ek Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Bethi Dekhi.
Dil Pe Kaboo Na Raha Aur Tangon Ko Roka Na Gaya To Uske Pass Jaake Bola
Santa: “I Love You”
Ladki Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Santa Ko Ek Chanta Maara Aur Boli: “Kya Bola Tu?”
Santa Rote Hue: “Jab Suna Hi Nahi To Chaanta Kyu Maara“
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Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Vichaar Hai Aaj Kal Ke Pati Bechare Kayi Mushkilon Mein Fase Hai.
Agar Aurat Pe Haath Uthaye To Zalim, Aurat Se Pit Jaaye To Buzdil,
Aurat Ko Kisi Ke Sath Dekh Ke Ladaayi Kare To Jealous, Chup Rahe To Begairat,
Ghar Se Bahar Rahe To Awara, Ghar Mein Rahe To Naukar,
Bachchon Ko Daante To Hitler, Na Daante To Laparwah,
Aurat Ko Service Se Roke To Shakki Mizaj, Na Roke To Aurat Ki Kamaayi Khanewala.
Akhir Ye Bechare Kare Kya Aur Jaaye Kahan?
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Bechare Aajkal Ke Pati Kitne Majbur Hai
Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Vichaar Hai Aaj Kal Ke Pati Bechare Kayi Mushkilon Mein Fase Hai.
Agar Aurat Pe Haath Uthaye To Zalim, Aurat Se Pit Jaaye To Buzdil,
Aurat Ko Kisi Ke Sath Dekh Ke Ladaayi Kare To Jealous, Chup Rahe To Begairat,
Ghar Se Bahar Rahe To Awara, Ghar Mein Rahe To Naukar,
Bachchon Ko Daante To Hitler, Na Daante To Laparwah,
Aurat Ko Service Se Roke To Shakki Mizaj, Na Roke To Aurat Ki Kamaayi Khanewala.
Akhir Ye Bechare Kare Kya Aur Jaaye Kahan?
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Jako Rakhe Saiyan Maar Sake Na Koi
Ek Baccha Haste Hue Paida Hua.
Nurse Ne Use Gaud Mein Uthaya: “Kyun Has Rahe Ho Beta?”
Bacche Ne Apni Muthi Kholi Aur I-Pill Ki Goli Dikhayi Aur Bola: “Don Ko Marna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai.”
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Teacher Ne School Khatam Hone Ke Baad Ek Ladke Ko Pakda Aur Pucha
Teacher: “Nalayak Tu Saara Din Class Mein Ladkiyo Ke Saath Itni Baate Karta Rahta Hai.”
Boy With A Great Answer: “Sir, Main Garib Hun Mere Message Free Nahi Hai Na.“
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Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?
Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha,
Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework Nahi Kiya Hua To Vo Santa Ko Bola
Teacher: “Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?”
Santa Ne Bholepan Se Jawab Diya: “Sir, Kyunki Main To Hostel Mein Rahta Hu“
