Latest Funny Jokes
Kya Yahi Pyaar Hai?
Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Sher Maara
Ladka: “Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Rook Jaata Hoon Main, Baithe Baithe Yun Hi Kho Jaata Hoon Main, Kya Yahi Pyaar Hai?”
Chinki: “Nahi Yeh Kamzori Hai, Bornvita Piya Karo.“
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Papa Ghar Par Hai?
Ek Bachha Mooh Mein Cigarette Liye Aur Hath Mein Beer Glass Pakde Hue Bahar Nikla.
Postman: “Beta, Papa Hai ?”
Bachha: “Abe Bhootni Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai Baap Ghar Pe Hoga“
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If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs
If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs:
1. Sita Aur Margarita
2. Corona Pyaar Hai
3. Soda Akbar
4. Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
5. Rum Whiskey Se Kam Nahi
6. Rum De Basanti
7. Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
8. Pissed Out At Lokhandwala
9. Jo Pilaye Wahi Bartender
10. Rum Maaro Rum
11. Beer Zaara
12. Bev-D
13. Beer Belly
14. Gin Na Milegi Dubara
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Wo Ladki Aaj Bhi Garmi Mein Mar Rahi Hai,
Jisko Maine Ek Baar Ye Kaha Tha Ki,
Tum Is Sweater Mein Katrina Lagti Ho…
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Intelligent Santa
All Scientists Fail To Answer This But Santa Rocks.
Question: “Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?”
Ans: “Besan Ke Pakode“
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Baba Ji Ke Safalata Ke Mool-Mantar
Baba Saxidas Dwara Batae Kuchh Safalata Ke Mool-Mantar.
1. Kabhi Top Na Karo – Warna log Tumse Jalte Rahenge.
2. Hamesha Class Mein Late Aao – Iss Tarah Har Teacher Tumhe Yaad Rakhega.
3. Jayada Padhane Se Time Waste Hota Hai – Aur Time Waste Karna Gunah Hai.
4. Kabhi Test Na Do – Kyunki Bejjati Ke Do (2) Number Se Ijjat Ka Zero (0) Achha Hai.
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Ladki Ne To Khush Hi Kar Diya Thha
Ek Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ke Saath Car Mein Long Drive Pe Ja Rahi Thi,
Achaanak Raaste Mein Ladki Boli.
Ladki: “Suno, Kya Tum Ek Hath Se Car Chala Sakte Ho?”
Ladka Man Hi Man Khush Hota Hua Bola: “Haan, Kyu Nahi”
Ladki Muskura Kar Boli: “To Phir Doosre Hath Se Apni Naak Saaf Kar Lo Please, Chuha Latka Hua Hai“
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Kahe Ka Dukandar Hai, Jab Itna Bhi Nahi Pata
Santa Electric Shop Mein Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Do Pankhe Dena, Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents”
Salesman Hairani Se: “Abe Pankhon Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota”
Santa: “Hota Kyun Nahi Hai, Ek Usha Ka Dena Aur Ek Bajaj Ka Dena“
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Yeh Kaise Signature Hai?
Madam Asked His Student To Get His Fathers Signature On His Report Card Tomorrow.
Student Bought His Report Card Next Day With A Signature On It “@@@@@@@@@”
Student: “Mere Daddy Ki Jalebi Ki Dukaan Hai, Unka Haath Aise Hi Chalta Hai.“
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Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paar Kar Di
Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne Puchha.
Baap: “Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?”
Beta: “50 Rupaye”
Baap: “Itne Sare?”
Beta: “Abba, Us Ke Pass 50 Hi The“
