Joke-1
Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja:
Bhejane-wala mahaan,
padhane-wala gadha.
Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai:
Bhejane-wala gadha,
padhane-wala mahaan.
Joke-2
Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!
Joke-3
Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan?
Pappu : I dont know miss..! :s
Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..!
Teacher : i dont know..! :s
Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..!