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Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata,
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas,
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
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Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!