A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him
A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him
"Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks.
"She's no one," he responds.
But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my mistress."
"And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks.
"That's Bob's mistress," the man replies.
"Ours is prettier."
