Latest Funny Jokes For Whatsapp & Iamon
Lalu Ji To Nikle Bade Hi Chalu Ji
Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.
Aisi Hi Ek Din Unko Sonia Ji Ke Yaha Jana Pada.
Vaha Jake Kaam Se Fursat Pane Ke Bad, Lalu Ji Ne Sonia Se Pucha
Lalu: “I Love You Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?”
Sonia: “Main Tumse Pyar Karti Hun?”
Lalu: “Lo Kar Lo Bar, Angreji Mein Ek Sawal Ka Puch Liya, Pagli Fida Hi Ho Gayi Humpar“
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Joke-2
Love Marriage Ka Fayda?
Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai?”
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole
Baba Ji: “Bacha Simple, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota“
Joke-3
Maan Ki Baat Hamesha Sun Ni Chahiye
Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha
Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte”
Dost: “Kya Kahti Thi Maan?”
Santa: “Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To,Mujhe Kya Pata Kya Kahti Thi“
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Joke-4
Dost Jaan To De Dete Hai Hass Ke Par..
Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Ne Dosto Par Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai
Ye Muhabat Nahi Asool-E-Wafa Hai, Fursat,
Ki Dost Jaan To De Dete Hain Hass Ke Magar
Mangne Par Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete
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Joke-5
Galti Ho Jaye To Kya Karna Chahiye
Perfect Message From Our Baba Saxidas
Agar Kabhi Aapse Koi Galti Ho Jaye,
To Do Minute Apni Aankhein Band Karke,
Socho Ki….
Iska Ilzaam Kis Par Lagaya Jaye.
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Joke-6
Khushkismat Hai Tu Dost
Do Purane Dost Kafi Time Baad Achanak Raste Mein Mile,
Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.
Ek Ne Pucha: “Kaisi Hai Tumahari Biwi?”
Dusre Ne Khush Ho Kar Bataya: “Meri Biwi Ka Kya Kehna Yaar, Wo To Swarg Ki Apsara Hai”
Pehla Udaas Hokar Bola: “Khush Kismat Hai Bhai, Meri To Abhi tak Jinda Hai“
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Kuchh Biwiyan Esi Bhi Hoti Hai, Na Samajh
Biwi Kuch Pareshan Si Thhi, Pati Ne Ye Dekha Aur Us Se Raha Na Gaya, Usne Puch Hi Liya.
Pati: “Janu Tum Pareshan Si Kyu Lag Rahi Ho?”
Biwi Darte Hue Boli: “Ji, Main Pregnant Hun”
Pati Khush Hote Hue: “Ye To Khsuhi Ki Baat Hai”
Wife Hairani Se: “Achha, Par Yahi Bat Mene College Time Mein Dad Ko Batayi Thi To Mujhe Bahut Mar Padi Thi“
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Joke-8
Tu Badli 100 Bar Asi Ek War Na Badle.
Main +2 Mein Tha Wo 9th Mein Thi
Main +2 Mein Tha Wo M.A. Mein Thi
Main +2 Mein Tha Wo Ph.D Mein Thi
Aaj Uski Shadi Hai Aur Mera +2 Ka Paper Hai
Moral: Tu Badli 100 Bar Asi Ek War Na Badle.
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Proud To Be A Punjabi
A Punjabi Boy Wrote An Essay About Punjabi’s
Syaapa Is A One Word Definition Of Any Disaster For Punjabi’s.
Punjabi’s Natural Response To Any Question Is “Ainve Ee”.
Tastiest Meal On Earth Is Langar.
The One Thing That Brings A Smile On Every Punjabi Face Is Rajma Chawal.
Punjabi Fitness Mantra – Eat Before You Can Think.
The Only Language Where The Word “Whore” Isn’t Offensive “Whore Kiddan?”
Being “Loud” Is Our Birth Right, And We Shall Have It.
Its Never “Haaan” Its Always “Hanji“.
You Know Its Gonna Be A Fun Conversation When Your Uncle Starts Off With “Pencho Tennu Pata Hai Ki Hoya?”
There’s Always That One Uncle Who Will Dance With A Glass On His Head After A Few Pegs At Every Party.
You Can Take A Punjabi Out Of Punjab, But You Can’t Take Punjab Out Of A Punjabi.
We Have Solutions To All Your Problems, Just Bring Them With A Botal.
Our Families Are So Loud When They’re Happy, People Think We’re Fighting.
The 5 P’s Of Punjabiness – Parantha, Pencho, Paisa, Peg And Party.
We Specialize In The Art Of Earning Rs 1 And Spending Rs 1.5.
“Yaar Kal To Dieting Shuru” Things We Say Everyday.
If There’s A Fight, There Is A Punjabi Involved.
If You Talk About Food More Than Business In Office , Then You Are Definitely A Punjabi
To Err Is Human To Burrrrraaaah Is Punjabi.
Punjabi After 6 Pegs “Bus Duja Hai Veere”
Like If You Are A Punjabi Or Love A Punjabi <3
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Kanoon Ke Rakhwalo Jara Dhayan Se
Ek Bar Santa Sadak Ki Side Pe Potty Kar Raha Thha.
Do Police Walo Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Pakad Ke Hawalat Mein Le Jane Lage
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Bola.
Santa: “Oye Kanoon Ke Rakhwalo, Sabut Toh Uttha Lo“
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