Best English Shayari -2020
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English Shayari Funny
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1. A good heart a good nature r 2 different issuesA good heart can win many relationships
But a good nature can win many hearts.
2. The heart is empty without love
mind is empty without wisdom
eyes are empty without dreams
Life is empty without you my sweetheart.
3. Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
It's full of love that’s good and true,
So please keep it always close to you.
4. Your love to me is like a wonder,
Your thoughts make me ponder,
Clueless I find myself when I think about you,
The best time pass for me is to wonder about you..!
5. We are enough 2 tell each other what, we feel Aaout our relationship, I can sum our friendship in those 3, cute and lovely words you are damn Lucky.
6. A candle may melt,
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me,
will always stay as a flame in my heart..!!
7. Every girl wishes for the guy who fights with the whole world just to be with her ?.
And, every boy wishes for such girl
who holds his hand just to make him sure that
she’s always there for him and will never leave him
whatever would be the condition.
8. A sweet reply by a Boy to his
Girl. Girl: What will u do if I’ll get
angry on u?
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..
…
Boy: I’ll just take u in my arms and hug u tightly till the
warmth of my hug melts ur
anger..!!!?
9. I am so lucky to have you”?
??
It’s funny how I can’t remember what I had for dinner last night,
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but I will always remember every last detail of what happens
when I’m with you?
10. A sweet reply by a Boy to his
Girl. Girl: What will u do if I’ll get
angry on u?
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..
…
Boy: I’ll just take u in my arms and hug u tightly till the
warmth of my hug melts ur
anger..!!!?
11. A Girl (Khushi) and her Boyfriend (Rajeev) were
talking after a sweet fight...
Khushi: I never win. :'(
Rajeev: Now that's a lie!
Khushi: How??
Rajeev: B’coz you won my heart
my? __? ??
??
….?Everything happens for a reason? live it? love it? learn from it .. and be happy with yourself no matter what ! =)
12. Main Alfaz Hun Teri Har Baat Samjhta Hun,
Main Ehsaas Hun Tere Jazbat Samjhta Hun,
Kab Puchha Maine Ke Kyun Dur Ho Mujhse,
Main Dil Rakhta Hun Tere Halaat Samjhta Hun
13. True friends are for life until the end they are more than special they are your best friends.
15. A good heart a good nature r 2 different issues
A good heart can win many relationships
But a good nature can win many hearts
16. Love + Care + Hope = “Maa”Darr + Prem + Respect = “Papa”Play + Help = “Brothers & Sisters”Sukh + Dukh = “Wife”Above all these + Life = “Friend”
17. Diwangi main kuch aisa kar jayenge
Mohabbat ki saari hadein paar kar jayenge
Waada hai tumse
Dil bankar tum dadkoge or saans bankar hum aayenge.
18. They are the ones who will laugh and go laughing with you all through the night. The ones who will help you help you with all their might.
19. There s a reason you were sent before me to this world
Even God knew I couldn't survive a day without you.
20. To have a good friend you have to be oneSo be nice to one another you can be friends forever and that’s how to be the best friend you can be.
21. Friendship Beautiful HaiTum Na Mano Par Ye Haqikat HaiFriendship Insaan Ki Zarurat HaiKisi Din Aao Hamari Mehfil MeinJaan Jaoge Zindagi Kitni Khubsurat Hai.
22. Relations are like electric currents
Wrong connection will give you shocks
but the right ones light up your life
23. Friendship is an umbrella that allows you to weather life’s storms. All you need to do is hold on to it. 2. True friendship is one of the very few things in life you can never have too much of. 3. Friendship is the best medicine—it can bring you up, no matter how down you feel, and you don’t need it.
24. Friendship is like a garden. It’s beautiful when watered with luv, hugs, tears & cheers but dries uplift left untouched so always keep in touch.
25. There are people in this world
that enjoy being alone,
but there is not a single person
who can bear solitude.
26. Boys never know how to say goodbye
girls never know when to say it.
27. No gf, no reason, no tension...
and proudly I can say I am single...
or in a relationship with freedom...
28. Whenever you are not feeling well without any reason
spend time with someone special in your life
because sometimes you don't need medicines
you just need d best times of life.
29. Relationship in which they both fight for "Nahi
aap jyada pyar krte ho" instead of "Nahi mai
jyada pyar krti hu" is the best kind of
relationship.
30. I want a relationship in which
everyone will be like " Damn they re still
together"..
31. We think our memory is weak
but jis se kbhi pyar kiya ho jb usko bhoolna chaho
tab lagta hai jaise sari duniya ke kaju badaam humne hi kha liye ho.
32. If a girl tells you to listen to
a Song,
just make sure you pay attention to
The lyrics because it is everything that
she wants to say !!
33. Girl: Why do you follow me every time
Boy: Well when I was kid my parents always use to say
Keep following your dreams until you meet them.
34. Thank you for leaving us alone
but giving us enough attention to boost our egos.
35. Muje pta hai ki tum mere ho phir bhi na jane kyo ek dar sa laga rahta hai
Ye duniya bahut badi hai aur tumhe chahne wale bahot
Is duniya main tum kahi kho na jao
Isliye mene tumhe ankho main basaya hai.
36. The most painful thing is not to be alone,
but to be forgotten by someone you can t forget.
37. I automatically fall for her every time,
when she used mera pagal for me.
38. Workers play football,
managers play tennis, &
CEOs play Golf
Moral : Higher you go,
the ball becomes Smaller & Increases ur Status.
Ab hmari shaksiyat ka andaja lagalo,
humne to bachpan se kanche khele hai
39. Itni Badi Duniya Me Koi Sahara NahiApno Ki Bheed Me Koi Hamara NahiKadam Ladkhdaye To Unka Daman Tham LiyaWo Bhi Haskar Bole Dost Ye Daman Tumhara Nahi.
40. A kiss is just a kiss till you find the love,
A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 're always thinking of.
A dream is just a dream till it comes true,
Love was just a word till I heard it from u..!!
41. God does not play dice with the universe,
Everything happens on purpose when u became me
Friend, it was not an accident
He Wanted Me To Get The Best..!!
42. Some People Have Nice Eyes,
Some Have Nice Smiles And Others Have Nice Faces,
But You Have All Of Them With A Nice Heart..!!
43. It's just a 16 letter word yet
It means so much when,
It is warmly sent just to keep in touch..!!
44. We Are enough 2 tell each other what
we feel about our relationship,
I can sum our friendship in those 3
cute and lovely words you are damn lucky..!!
But winning a friend like you has meant the most,
I won’t mind loosing the battle
Of Life As Long As I Have U..!!
46. Friendship With Time Becomes Deeper,
And Matured And Weaves A Colorful,
Tapestry Of Memories,
Spent In The Company Of FRIENDS..!!
47. Friendship Is Smooth,
Free- Flowing Like A River Of Dreams,
That Brings Surprises All New,
Growing Deeper Day After Day..!!
48. True Friendship Comes When Silence,
Between 2 People Is Comfortable,
And When Everything Is Said And,
Done And Understood Injust Few Words..!!
49. Do U Need A Face – Lift
There One That’s Free, Always Handy,
Makes You Look Younger And Has No,
Undesirable Side Effects?
It’s Called A Smile Keep Smiling Always..!!
50. 1st time I saw you I was scared to touch you,
1st time I touched you I was scared to kiss you
1st time I kiss you I was scared to love you,
But now that I love you I’m scared to lose you..!!
51. Your love to me is like a wonder,
Your thoughts make me ponder,
Clueless I find myself when I think about you,
Best time pass for me is to wonder about you..!!
52. Three things that I love,
The sun, the moon and you!
The sun during the day,
The moon during the night
And you forever and ever..!!
53. He gives us rain and sunshine,
He gives us rainbows 2o …
He gives us friends 2 cherish,
I know, because he gave me U..!!
54. The day you fall in love with someone,
You think is the happiest day of your life,
But in actual you become the weakest person
Who can’t live without someone..!!
55. If she is an apple and you are an orange,
celebrate your differences,
Make a great fruit salad
Love is not about being the same,
Its about being sweet with each other..!!
56. To see you smile,
I will walk many a mile.
To hear you talk,
A hundred miles will I walk.
To touch your hand,
I will cross seven seas and land.
You are my love, life
And everything that I own. wife..!!
57. Love is like a cloud, love is like a dream
Love is one word & everything in between
Love is a fairytale come true
Because i found love when I found you..!!
58. The Best Gift you Got in Your life is
“Finding someone
who knows all Your Mistakes ‘n Weaknesses
and still thinks
You’re completely Amazing”.. !!
59. A candle may melt,
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me,
will always stay as a flame in my heart..!!
60. If I could bring back Memories,
i would bring the first day I kissed u,
i look u in the eyes and felt love,
thanks god an angel came into my life..!!
61. My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color,
My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection,
Always be there in my life sweetheart..!!
62. My love for you is like water,
Falling countless,
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless..!!
63. The distance between two hearts
Is not an obstacle,
It's a beautiful reminder of just
how strong true love can be..!!
64. Day And Night Like A Hell,
Everything Is Lonely,
Everything Is Not Well,
There Is Deep Frustration In Me,
My Heart And Mind Is Not Within Me,
Lots Of Things I Have To Say,
Tell Me The Way Has To Tell..!!
66. The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its dead. The new year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!
67. You meant so much to all of usYou were special and that’s no lieYou brightened up the darkest dayand the cloudiest sky.
68. There was a time when the smile was with me, heart was full of hope and sky of happiness was in me, but today is the time when ottoman with me, days are long and hopes are dying in me.
69. Dekho fir se pyaari rat aa gai,
Good night kehne ki baari aa gayi,
Hum to beithe the in sitaro ki panah me,
CHAND ko dekha or aapki yaad aa gayi.
GOOD NIGHT....
70. Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. Wish You a Very Happy New Year.~ Bill Vaughn
71. And when I smelt the queen of all flowers found that I knew that too in my mind, only that day when you came to us, in the world my dear, I realized that was of you!
72. If I did a mistake then forgive me, If you want to out of my life without any reason fine, but when you will be out of my life’ There will be a big change in me.
73. If I reached for your hand, will u hold it?If I hold out my arms, will u hug me?If I go for your lips, will u kiss me?If I capture ur heart, will u love me ??All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 meAll I wanted was sum1 who’d
74. Chaand taaro se raat jagmagane lagi,
Phulon ki khushbu se duniya mehkne lagi
Ab so jaiye raat ho gayi hai kafi,
Nindiya rani bhi dekhne aapko aane lagi…
75. I think that I have found upon this wondrous ground friend for life, a love who is a touch above life’s mediocrities that blow in different seas. These special ones on earthWho’ve been that way since birth they touch lightly your heart and never must you part, For when you see their eyes
76. T-o my Valentine, with all my love, O-f whom I cannot say enough in praise, M-ay my love for you sufficient prove, Y-earning to redeem your caustic days.V-articles within may drag you down.A-anchor, then, in my serenity.L-ove saves some who otherwise might drown, E-mbarked alone upon their Galilee.N-or should you deem your love not enough-o be the chapel to which I retreat-n search of a pavilion for my pain.N-o love is love unless it is a seatE-enchanted, where a stone might weep again…
77. Boy Wrote On His Door plz don t enter in my room I m upset
lover saw it and went away
parents saw it and went away
but a best friend came inside with a smile and said
kaminey english mai kuch likha hai bahar tune english kab seekhi Chal party de.
78. Distance never separates any relation, time never builds any Relations, if feelings are true from heart, then friends are friends forever.
79. And when I smelt the queen of all flowers found that I knew that too in my mind, O#only that day when you came to us, in the world dear, I realized that was of you!
80. “Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you haven’t learned anything.”
81. The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
82. You were the smile off my face, and now you are tears of me, you gave your hand like rain in the desert, and now you are behaving like that time has no mean, for God sake doesn’t do this to me.
84. No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.
85. Here we bring you the best, greatest and classical new year quotes, new year sms, new year messages and a great new year shayari for your dear ones. This biggest collection is the saying of great historical persons at New Year’s Eve.
86. A state of limbo calm before the stormy dry still expecting the worst forever leaping heart the battle of wills looking back…..Nostalgia- what’s that?Just boredom that kills the endless waiting relief of a goodbye regrets.
87. o rahi hai sajish meri barbaadi ki, Kar rahe hain bujurg baatein meri shaadi ki.. 2. Kuch yun lat lagi hai shayariyan likhne ki, Samajh nahi aata bachpan mein scchool jata tha ya maikhane.. 3. Na chhed kissa-e-ulfat badi lambi kahani hai, Main zamane se nahi haar bus kisi ki bat
88. Love can travel miles away just like time does during night & day but as love travels miles apart still has a solid place in the hearts I express these feelings I have for you I hope you have them for me too because my life is empty without you.
89. One homeless man said to the other homeless man,” I smell like a sewage dumps!”So, the other homeless man said,” A flash flood warning in effect in this area soon, I have a bar of anti-bacterial soap and a shrub brush you can use.
90. Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.
91. We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives. not looking for flaws, but for potential
92. What Happened to us I cannot comprehend turning at your loss we were stunned. Lovely smiling figure thought of u as a piece of how can u go away despite being active and smart? Today everyone mourns at your tragic departure this event shook us up in the form of a big disaster cannot buy the words that can explain to you.
93. When I am glad, you are in my smile, when I am sad, you are in my tears when I am walking, you are in my step, when I am sleeping, you are in my dreams, I think these are special feelings, If I were an artist, I would paint my feelings, If I were a poetess, I would quote my feelings, But I am an ordinary girl, So I just say, I Love you.
94. Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
95. Staring at the moon at night, so bright, an emotion came over me the last night…bringing all of my thoughts to you, I thought our love is growing true..When I closed my eyes yesterday night, All my sorrows & worries took flight…Endless thoughts ran through my head,& the talks we had while lying on the bed..without your life wud mean.
96. Every girl wishes for the guy who fights with the whole world just to be with her and, every boy wishes for such a girl
who holds his hand just to make him sure that
she’s always there for him and will never leave him
whatever would be the condition.
98. Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.
99. A special world for you and meA special bond one cannot see wraps us up in its cocooned holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold gently nestling us to the fold like silken thread it holds us fastBonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break a new one forms in its wake to bind us closer and keep us strong a special world, where we belong.
100. Why won’t they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can’t they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping – rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals.
