Latest Funny Jokes For WhatsApp,Facebook & IAMON Status
Joke-1
Ye Kya Cheez Hai?
Rakhi Sawant Ne Sabzi Mandi Mein Bahut Lambi Muli Dekhi Aur Puchha
Rakhi Sawant: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Sabji Wala: “Ji, Ye Hamare Liye Muli Hai Aur Aapke Liye Mamuli“
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Kya Yehi Humari Tehzeeb Hai?
Lovers Ko Kafi Din Se Mulaqat Ka Mauka Nahi Mil Raha Tha, So, Ek Din Moholle Ke Park Mein Hi Ek Ped Ke Peeche Baith Kar Kiss Karne Lage.
Vaha Se Guzarte Ek Buzurg Ne Unki Harkat Ko Dekha, Aur Puchha: “Ama Barkhudar, Kya Ye Humari Tehzeeb Hai?”
Ladke Ne Tapak Se Jawab Diya: “Nahi Nahi Chachajaan, Ye To Sharma Ji Ki Beti Sapna Hai.”
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Joke-3
Itna Pyaar Karti Ho Tum Apne Pati Se
Ek Aurat Police Station Mein Bhaagi-Bhaagi Report Likhwane Jaati Hai Aur Inspector Se Bolti Hai.
Aurat: “Mere Pati Kho Gaye Hai”
Inspector: “Kitne The 2 Ya 3?”
Aurat: “Nahi Ek Hi The, Par Main Aadar Karti Hun Isliye Tha Nahi Keh Sakti.”
Inspector: “Achha Aapke Pati Ki Unchayi Kitni Thi?”
Aurat: “Maine Kabhi Gour Nahi Kiya.”
Inspector: “Mote The Ya Patle?”
Aurat: “Patle Nahi The Par Mote Bhi Nahi The.”
Inspector: “Aankhon Ka Rang?”
Aurat: “Maine Kabhi Dhyaan Nahi Diya.”
Inspector: “Baalon Ka Rang?”
Aurat: “Kala Hi Hona Chahiye.”
Inspector: “Kya Pehna Hua Tha?”
Aurat: “Mujhe Theek Se Yaad Nahi Aa Raha.”
Inspector: “Kya Unke Saath Koi Aur Tha?”
Ye Sunte Hi Aurat Teji Se Boli: “Haan Unke Saath Mera Labrador Kutta Jacky Tha, Sone Ki Zanjeer Se Bandha Hua, Uski Unchayi 30-Inch Hai, Tandrust, Neeli Aankhein Bhoore Kale Baal, Uske Agle Ulte Per Ka Nakhoon Jara Sa Toot Gaya Hai, Wo Bhonkta Nahi Hai, Uski Sone Ki Zanjeer Mein Do Ghunghroo Bhi Lage Hai, Use Masahaari Bhojan Bahut Pasand Hai, Hum Saath Khate The, Saath Dhodte The, Saath Sote The Aur Saath Hi……”
Ye Kehte Hue Wo Zor-Zor Se Rone Lagi.
Inspector Apne Assistant Se Bola: “Jaldi Karo, Hamein Abhi Kutte Ki Khoj Ke Abhiyaan Par Jana Hai.“
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Joke-4
Kya Honhaar Beta Hai
Study Mein Acha Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Baap Apne Bete Ko Hamesha Dant Ta Rahta Tha
Ek Din Baap Beta Ikathe Bethe T.V. Dekh Rahe The To Achanak Se Beta Baap Ko Bola
Beta: “Papa Main Jab Business Karunga To Dekh Lena Acho Acho Ke Hath Mein Katora Pakada Dunga”
Baap Ne Ye Suna Aur Hairani Se Bete Se Puchha: “Beta Wo Kaise?”
Beta Muskurate Hue Bola: “Gol-Gappey (Paani Puri) Bechkar“
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Joke-5
Newton’s Untold Law Of Aashiqi
Every Aashiq Contineus To Do Aashiqi Until & Unless A “Tamaacha” Or “Sandal”
With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is Push Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl.
This Force Is Called “Beizzati” Which Is Directly Proportional To “Sharmindagi”
But Aawarapan Remains Constant.
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Joke-6
Ek Ghar Ke Aage Faqeer Khada Hokar Bola
Faqeer: “Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De Do?”
Ghar Ke Andar Se Ladki Aayi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Kuchh Nahi Hai Baba, Maaf Karo”
Faqeer: “Apna Mobile No. Hi De Do, Baba Dua Bhi Karega Aur Message Bhi“
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Joke-7
Janwaro Ko Bhi Pyar Karne Ka Haq Hai
A Handsome Dog Said to A Beautiful Bitch On A Candle Light Dinner Near A Romantic River In Open Moon Light.
“Bow Bow Bow Bow” Aur Kya Bolega Bechara.
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Joke-8
Maa Ko Hi April Fool Bana Diya
Chota Bachcha Bhaga-Bhaga Maan Ke Pass Aaya Aur Bola
Bachcha: “Mummy-Mummy, Naukar Kitchen Mein Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai”
Mummy Ye Sun Ke Kaam Chhod Ke Kitchen Mein Jane Lagi Aur Boli
Mummy: “Ruk Ja Abhi Uska Dimag Thikane Lagati Hoon”
Bachcha Tali Bhajate Hue Bola: “Mummy, April Phool Wo Naukar Nahi Wo To Papa The“
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Joke-9
A Story With Moral – Specially For Boys
Ek Ladka Naukri Ki Talaash Mein Shehar Mein Aa To Gaya Lekin Use Rahne Ke Liye Kamara Nahi Mila
Thak Haar Ke Wo Kisi Ke Darwaje Ke Aage Baith Gaya,
Thodi Der Baad Ek Ladki Bahar Aayi. Usne Us Ladke Ki Story Suni Aur Uspar Taras Kha Ke Apne Hi Room Mein Rahne Ko Kaha, Ladka Maan Gaya.
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Ek Hi Kamre Mein Ek Hi Bed Par Beech Mein Takiya Laga Kar Soote The. Kaafi Din Tak Wo Ek Saath Hi Rehte Rahe.
Ek Din Ladka Raat Ko Apni Job Se Late Aaya Aur Darwaaja Khatkaya Par Ladki Ne Nahi Khola.
Ladke Ne Darwaja Zor Se Se Khatkaya Par Andar Se Koi Jawaab Nahi Aaya.
Ladki Ne Andar Se Awaaz Lagai: “Abe Sale Rahne De, Tere Se Aaj Tak Ek Takiya To Kooda Nahi Gaya Aur Baat Karta Hai Deewar Koodne Ki.”
Moral Of The Story: “Jyada Shareef Ban Ke Bhi Koi Fayada Nahi Hota.“
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Joke-10
Aapko Bhi Salary Leni Hai?
A Young Boy Appointed As Chowkidaar In Nehru Women Hostel, Gujrat.
35 Din Guzarane Ke Baad Hostel Warden Ne Kaha:
Warden: “Aap Salary Lene Kyun Nahi Aaye?”
Boy: “Arrey, Kya Salary Bhi Milegi“
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