Marriage SMS & Wishes

Marriage SMS & Wishes 

4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.
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Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes.
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You!!
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Sadqa Denay Say Har Balaa Tal Jaati Hai…
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Siwaye Us K Jo Ap K Nikaah Main Aa Gai Ho
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2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking a divorce for the same reasons!
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True relatives always
Stand behind you during bad times.
Check your marriage Album.
All your relatives were standing behind you!
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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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Wife : Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar karte?
Hsband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jate.
Wife: Q?
Hsband : Log Kehte Wo Dekho
Bura Waqt
Aa raha hai.
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Wife-
dekho na wo admi muje ghur-ghur ke dekh raha hai

Hus-
Are WO to bhangaar wala hai,
bekar MAAL per nazar rakhna uski Aadat ha
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Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it
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1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
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1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.
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Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
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And
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Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out.
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A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…
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Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”
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I m getting married next month….
its small party and
only a few people will be invited……
don't bring any gift…..
just bring someone who ll marry me.
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Do you know
Why Allah Has created gap between ur fingers?
Because
One day someone who really loves you,
will come to fill those gaps by holding ur hand forever!
Happy Marriage
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Best answer ever
“Wife ask –
why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side?
“Husband replies –
According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are on left side”…
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Unmarried Man:” Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai…
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Married Man:” Shaadi kar lo…
fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi..
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“1 shaks shadi k leay marriage bureau gaya
Office band tha
Or bahar Door per Notice laga howa tha
1 baje se ly k 3 baje tk office band rahe
ga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH Lain..!
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Miss: Tum Bary Ho Kr Keya Kro Gy?
Bacha: Nikah.
Miss: Mera Matlab Hai Keya Bano Gy?
Bacha: Dulha.
Miss: Mera Matlab Bary Ho K Keya
Hasil Kro Gy?
Bacha: Dulhan.
Miss: Batamez Bary Ho Kr Ami Abu K
Leay Keya Kro Gy?
Bacha: Bahu Laon Ga. :-D
Miss: Bawaqof Tumhare Papa Tum Sy
Keya Chahty Hain?
Bacha: Pota :-D
Miss: Aby Kameny Teri Zindage Ka Keya
Maqsad Hai?
Bacha: Shadi. HaHahaha :-D

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