Funny Story SMS
Doctor Pagal Se:
Tum Pagal Q Huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki
Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui
Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha
Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi
Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur
Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale
Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
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Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main.
Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau.
Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe.
Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu.
Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali.
Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D
Muskan Meri.
Aisi Albeli.
Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau.
Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum.
Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :*
Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai.
Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar
Jaau..hehehe :P
Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi
Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main
Chillau>
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Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)
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1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria
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k Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
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Sad Luv Story (In Sms)
Girl: Hi Darling.!
Boy: Hi Sweety.!
(Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U There Or Busy ?
Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U Ignoring Me?
Boy: No No.
(Network Problem Sending Failed)
Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me..
Gud Bye!!
Boy: Jake Mar Sali.. (Message Sent)
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Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par
Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki
Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees
Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan
Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba
Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye..
Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola.
Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh
Uth Gaya Hai..
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5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher
Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The
Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha
Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi
Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge
Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow
Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali
Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam
Hogaya
Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya
Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
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Ye 1 Darawni Kahani Hai,
Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Pade..!!
Barsat Ki 1 Raat Me 1 Budha
Aadmi Hath Me 1kitab Bechne Ke Liye Khda Tha,
1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Usne Vo
Kitab 3000/- Mein Kharid Li
Budhe Aadmi Ne Kitab De Ke Kaha:
Jab Tk Koi Musibat Na Aye
Kitab Ka Last Page Mat Dekna.
Aadmi Ne Kitab Puri Pad Li Lekin
Dar Ke Karan Last Page Nahi Khola.
1 Din Usse Raha Nahi Gaya
Aur Last Page Khol Ke Dekh Hi
Liya Aur Sadme Se Mar Gya..
Last Page Par Likha Tha..
.
.
.
Mrp-rs 15/- Only!
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Boy – Will u be my valentine ?
Girl – No
Boy – Why
Girl – Because tum bahut gire huye ho
Boy With Shayarana Andaz –
Pyaar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hain
Sache dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai
Pyaar ki rahon par mil jaye sacha hamsafar,
To kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai
٠٠••●● ღ ♥ ღ٠٠••●●
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Haan maine bhi pyaar kiya hai
Dil tujhko hi yaar diya hai.
kyun aisa kaam kiya hai?
Maine khud ko badnaam kiya hai.
Yahi hai hai sachayi
dil de dete hai kisi ko bhi bhai.
sochte samjhte kuch bhi nahi
kar dete hai wo khata jo theek kar sakte nahi.
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Police Ne Car Ko Roka:
Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat
Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
.
Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai.
.
Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ??
.
..
Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga..
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Tabhi Uski Maa Boli:
Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo..
.
Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai..
.
Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car
Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge..
.
Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi:
Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??
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1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin
Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia
.
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar
Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi
.
.
Or Ladka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me
Us K Ghar K Samne Khada Raha
.
9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki
Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab
Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use
Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par
Likha Tha
*
*
Tere Chakkr Main Teri Bahen Set Ho
Gayi Hai
.
.
Sorry Saali Sahiba
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एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ
थेँ........!
♥
जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और
दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............!
♥
मालिक ने सोचा"-
कितने नेक तोते है
इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी,
♥
उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल
दिया,
जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी,
♥
तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते
से बोला"-
♥
उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी,
अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!
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Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha..
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Sakta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa
"OR"
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne Ke Lie...!
.
.
Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nahi Paayi.
Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
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CUTE story..
KG boy - tu mujhse shadi
kalegi??
KG girl- nhi..
KG boy - kalle na..
KG girl - me ni talungi..
KG boy - kalle na plssss..
KG girl - mujhe ni kalni..
KG boy - tal na tujhe
eclairs khilaunga..
KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat
ho dayi hai..
#moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...
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Sharabi : Iss Duniya Sab Sa Badah Kohan ?
Pujari : Mandir Badah.
Shab : Toh Darti Pah Kyun Kadah ?
Puj : Darti Badhi.
Shab : Sheshnag Pa Kyun Kadahi ?
Puj : Sheshnag Badah.
Shab : Shive Ka Galah Kyun Padah ?
Puj : Shive Badah.
Shab : Kalash Parvat Pa Kyun Kadah ?
Puj: Picha Chutana Kalya Bhai Aap Hi Batho Kohan Badah ?
Shab: Wo He Badah Joh Eek Bottle Peh Ka Aapni Tangoh Pa Kadah.
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Cute Story:
Rainy Day, Mother Went To Pick Up Her 4
Years Old Daughter From School.
She Was Worried Thinking That,
She'll Fear The Lightning.
On Her Way She Found Her Smiling At
Sky For Every Lighting.
She Asked Why Are You Smiling?
Baby: Mumma.
God Is Taking My Picture
And I Need To Look Good Naa...
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Ek aadmi samundar me
nahatay huye doobne laga
to us
ne pooja ki
"Hey Bhagvan !
Agar mai bach gaya to
Biryani ki deg garibo ko
khilaunga"
Ek badi si lehar ne usko
sahil pe
phenk dia, Usne upar dekha aur kaha,
"hehe, Kaunsi Biryani, kaisi
biryani... . .
Achanak 1 aur lehar usay
wapis ley gayi
to aadmi kehne laga
"mera matlab tha Chicken
ya Mutton
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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha
aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo
kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi
liya aur sadme se mar gya..
last page par likha tha..
.
.
.
MRP-Rs 15/- only!
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Tum Pagal Q Huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki
Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui
Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha
Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi
Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur
Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale
Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
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5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher
Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The
Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha
Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi
Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge
Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow
Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali
Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam
Hogaya
Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya
Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai
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Sad Luv Story (In Sms)
Girl: Hi Darling.!
Boy: Hi Sweety.!
(Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U There Or Busy ?
Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U Ignoring Me?
Boy: No No.
(Network Problem Sending Failed)
Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me..
Gud Bye!!
Boy: Jake Mar Sali.. (Message Sent)
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Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya. Wo Dono Ek
Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
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Or
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan.
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Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki
Lottery Nikli ,
Company Ne Socha k
Achanak Btayege To
Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai,
Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya or
Kaha k ladki ko kuchh
iss tarah se Btana Ki Wo
Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,
Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha
Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka
Inaam Nikle To Kya Krogi...??
Larki: Aap Ke Samne
Dance Karungi Aap Se Pyar Krungi,
Shadi Karlungi, Yehi Nahi,
Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe De dungi.
Ye sun kr Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya..
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Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main.
Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau.
Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe.
Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu.
Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali.
Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D
Muskan Meri.
Aisi Albeli.
Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau.
Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum.
Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :*
Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai.
Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar
Jaau..hehehe :P
Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi
Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main
Chillau>:(.
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Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Door
1 Faujitruck Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya
2nd Seat Par Major Beitha Tha
Santa Driver Ne Major Ko Bataya
K Sir Petrol Pump Tak Dhakka
Laganaparrayga Sub Neechay Utray Aur
...
Dhakka Lagana Shuru Kia Kaafi
Dair Baad Petrol Pump Par Pahunch
Gaye.. Kuchh Jawan Thak K Behosh Ho
Gaye Santa Ne Petrol Dalwana Shuru
Kia To Major Ne Kaha K Peechhy Jo Drum
Hai Us Mebhe Dalwa Lo
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Santa : Sir, Wo Tou Full Hai Emergency
K Liye Rakha Hua Hai:
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Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi
Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar
Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai
Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur
Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka
Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise
Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat
Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le
Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis
Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne
Laga Ki Neki
Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati..
.
.
Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi,
Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur
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.
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Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya
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1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria
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Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)
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“Real story”
“Kya pyar krna itna bara gunah hy?
1 Larka or Larki
ek dusre se boht pyar krte they…
Larki k baap ko pta chal gya.
wo guhsse pe qabu na rakh ska or
Lrki ko uthwa k le aya or Larki se kha
“Tujhe mein aaj wo saza dunga k ishq krney walon k Liye nishan’e ibrat hoga.
Usne Larki ko zamen pr Lita k bjli se
chlne wali aari uski gardan k pas kr k abi chlai hi ti k
Achank..
,
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LIGHT chali gai
Or
Larki ne naara lgaya
G..O zardari…! ,’
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एक पढ़ा-लिखा दंभी व्यक्ति नाव में
सवार हुआ। वह घमंड से भरकर नाविक
से पूछने लगा, ‘‘क्या तुमने व्याकरण
पढ़ा है, नाविक?’’
नाविक बोला, ‘‘नहीं।’’
दंभी व्यक्ति ने कहा, ‘‘अफसोस है
कि तुमने अपनी आधी उम्र
यों ही गँवा दी!’’
थोड़ी देर में उसने फिर नाविक से पूछा,
“तुमने इतिहास व भूगोल पढ़ा?”
नाविक ने फिर सिर हिलाते हुए ‘नहीं’
कहा।
दंभी ने कहा, “फिर
तो तुम्हारा पूरा जीवन ही बेकार गया।“
मांझी को बड़ा क्रोध आया। लेकिन उस
समय वह कुछ नहीं बोला। दैवयोग से
वायु के प्रचंड झोंकों ने नाव को भंवर में
डाल दिया।
नाविक ने ऊंचे स्वर में उस व्यक्ति से
पूछा, ‘‘महाराज,
आपको तैरना भी आता है कि नहीं?’’
सवारी ने कहा, ‘‘नहीं, मुझे
तैरना नही आता।’’
“फिर तो आपको अपने इतिहास, भूगोल
को सहायता के लिए
बुलाना होगा वरना आपकी सारी उम्र
बरबाद होने वाली है क्योंकि नाव अब
भंवर में डूबने वाली है।’’ यह कहकर
नाविक नदी में कूद तैरता हुआ किनारे
की ओर बढ़ गया।
अतः मनुष्य को किसी एक
विद्या या कला में दक्ष हो जाने पर
गर्व नहीं करना चाहिए।
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अचानक उसकी कुल्हाड़ी नदी में गिर गई .
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वो रोने लगा ..उसको रोते हुए देख कर भगवान
को उस पर दया आ गई
.
भगवान ने नदी में से एक सोने की कुल्हाड़ी निकाल
कर पप्पू से कहा -: क्या यही है तुम्हारी कुल्हाड़ी ..
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पप्पू :” ये मेरी कुल्हाड़ी नहीं है
भगवान् ने नदी में से चाँदी की कुल्हाड़ी निकाली .
.
पप्पू ने चाँदी की कुल्हाड़ी लेने से मना कर दिया
अंत में भगवान ने पप्पू की लोहे की कुल्हाड़ी निकाल कर दी !
पप्पू ने झट से उस कुल्हाड़ी को ले लिया .
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भगवान पप्पू की ईमानदारी देख कर बहुत ख़ुश हुए
और पप्पू को तीनो ( लोहे .सोने, चाँदी ) कुल्हाड़ी दे कर
चले गए
.
थोड़े दिनों बाद पप्पू की पत्नी नदी में गिर गई,
पप्पू फिर रोने लगा
भगवान् नदी में से कैटरीना कैफ निकाल कर पप्पू से बोले-:
क्या यही है तुम्हारी पत्नी?
.
पप्पू -: जी हाँ यही है ..
.
भगवान बहुत नाराज हो गए बोले :-
तुम तो बड़े ईमानदार थे …
आज तुम एक सुन्दर लड़की के लिए बेईमान बन गए ..
.
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पप्पू -: प्रभू
मैं आज भी उतना ही ईमानदार हूँ ,
मैंने झूंठ इसलिए बोला क्यूँ की, अगर मैं मना करता तो फिर
आप करीना कपूर को नदी से निकाल कर लाते..
फिर मना कर देता तो अंतिम में मेरी पत्नी को निकाल कर लाते
तो मैं हाँ बॊल देता …
मेरी ईमानदारी देख कर आप तीनो मुझे दे कर चले जाते
पप्पू (रोते हुए) -: हे प्रभू
“इस कमरतोड़ मंहगाई में मैं लकड़ियाँ काटने वाला
गरीब इन्सान तीन-तीन पत्नी नहीं सम्हाल सकता :(
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“Love Story”
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya
lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 100 din k andar
mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop
main us k ghar k samne khara raha
99th din larki ko waqae larky ki
muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne
socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi
lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to
larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz
mila jis par likha tha . .
Tere chakkr vich teri behan set ho
gyi ay Sorry Baji…
:-) ;-) :-D
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***Subha Bakhair.***
**_story_**
1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay Galiyan
Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria
;-) :-D :-D :-D .
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Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?
Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
"Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho, wo abhi vyast hai" kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare
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Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya.
Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai.
Kutte ki saans ruk gayi.
"Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!"
Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi
dekhi.
Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith
gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne
laga aur zor zor se bolne laga,
"wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai.
Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"
Aur usne zor se dakaar mara.
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Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa,
Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai!
Jaan bacha kar bhago!"
Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh
raha tha.
Usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari
kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se
dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka
khatra dur ho jayega !
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Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga.
Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya !
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Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise
kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.
Sher ne zor se kaha,
"chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta
hoon",
aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher
kutte ki taraf lapka. ! !
Can u imagine the quick management by the
DOG..??
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Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski
taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor
zor se bolne laga,
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"Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya,
saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!
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Ek bacha Boy girl ko kiss karte
hue dekh leta h.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna
main
apke
papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,...
...Bacha kafi try karta h,
pr wo
height me
kam
reh jata h,
Baccha pareshan ho kr
"Bhaad me gayi duniyadari"
jo kam galat he, vo galat hai.
Main to bataunga.
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BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM,
Ladki s pit jay to namard,
Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous,
Chup rhe to fattu,
Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara,
Ghar m rhe to nkara,
Bache ko dante to bujdil,
Na dante to laparwah,
Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj,
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala,
Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare.
Na aana is des mere munna
Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls,
Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H
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3 reactions of a girl without a Boyfriend..
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1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me :|
2) Gharwale important hain aur unke saamne Boy Friend
kuch bhi nahi.. : ) ... ...
3) Sab ladke kutte hote hain.. :|
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___ OK MAMA now Tune changee.
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Same girl after having boyfriend..
1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar.. Uske siway
kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe :s
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi.. I can't
leave him :|
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah kutta nahi hai... He loves
me alot.. :
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facebook pe hi milti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh online kyun hota hai,
Yeh online kyun hota hai
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aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai
aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum
online ho kar uske dil ke karib
aa sakte hai
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DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal
sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya
banega?
JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette,
Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do.
Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega.
DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi.
Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi,
Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath
mein leke ghar se chala gaya.
DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya!
JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!!
Aapka beta ENGINEER banega!
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Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha...
Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?
Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye..
Jab sach sun bhi na paye...
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye..
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali..
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
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1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi
eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi
dekhungi.
2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur
ladki ke sath dekhlia?
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1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke
ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke
woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz,
Farebi.......:
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1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai
(jhoota:)
2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri
pasand ho..
(Astagfirullah :)
3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn
( Larke ka m0bile silent? :)
4. Ami ki call ha jani
(Had hogai:-)
5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi.
(jho0t m0ot wali :)
6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi..
(bhagne walon k :)
7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan..
(Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :)
8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain..
(sirf shadi se pehle tak :)
9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta..
(taubA kro :)
10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha
rahunga..! :-D
(pure ek haftey tak :)
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hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends
hai,
hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa
hai,
iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur
posts per hume garv hai,
hum iske, page owner banne ka sada
preyatn karthe rehenge...
hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur
gurujano se chup ke- humesha online
aane ka promiss lethe hain...
facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur
samridhi me hi humara sukh nehit
hai..
!!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!
Heart
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. . .Mobile bana hai har ladki ki saan,
Miss call karke ladko ko karti hai paresaan,
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Sms me likhti hai miss you meri jaan,
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Teri aawaj sunne ko betabhai mere kaan,
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4-5 boyfriend bana kar kehti hai ek tu hi meri jaan,
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Apne raaz saheliyo ko bata kar karti hai hairaan,
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Kehti hai ladko ko ullu banana hai aasaan,
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Hosh me aawo mere bhai inko pehchaan,
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Mat pado inke chakkar me ladkiya hai saitaan!
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For:Boy's Jan hit me jaari..
Nari hai atyachari. . . .JAAGO BOYS JAAGO!
[ I hate love and frindship ]
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1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.
Huhuhahaha
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yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h..
Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.
Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h
jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho..
Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh
haram khor sab topper hi janme h.
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.
tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...
Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
