Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband :
Don’t Forget To Buy Vegetables On Your Way Back From Office, And Savita Says Hi To You.
Husband: Who Is Savita?
Wife :
Nobody,,,,
I Was Just Making Sure That You Read My Message
😃😂😋😉
आखिर वो मौसम आ ही गया..
जब गर्मागर्म गाजर हलवा
हमे अपनी ओऱ खींचेगा.और ट्रेडमिल अपनी ओर..
पर जीत हलवे की ही होगी.😛😀😂😂
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Hey Google, Tell My Wife That I Will Be Late And Won’t Be There For The Dinner
Google Assistant:
Okay, Will Do.
After Sometime...
Google Assistant:
Next Time, You Talk To Your Wife Yourself...
🙃☺️🙃☺️🙃
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Do Din Pehle Papu Big Bazar Gaya Tha.
Big Bazar K Aage Ek Auto Riksaw Khada Tha,
papu:- Outo, Bhawanipatna Jaoge Kya?
Auto Wala:- Ha Jarur Jaunga.
Papu;-to Phir Dekh Kya Raha H, Jaldi Ja Na, Mujhe Tere Jagah Pe Bike Rakhna H.☺️☺️☺️
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All Iz Well Remix-
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of control
Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold
Aeroplane Banake Bol
I Will Fail
Student Kya Jane Result Ka Kya Hoga,
☺️☺️☺️
Marks Milenge Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga,
Koi Na Jane Apne Marks Ka Kya Hoga,
Toh Girlfriend Ghumao,
Paise Udao, Paise Uda Ke Bol,
Papa All Izz Well!...... :P :D ;)
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Khuda Kehta He Apne Gamayu Yu Numaish Na Kar . .
Apne Nasib Ki Yu Ajmaish Na Kar . . .
Jo Tera Hai Darpe Khud Aayega. . . .
Har Roz Use Pane Ki Khawaish Na Kar . . .
☺️☺️☺️
Techer- Wo Kon Se Mahapurush The, Jo RAGHUPATI RAGHAB GAYA KARTE The,?
Papu- Pata Nahi.
Teacher- Chennai Express Kitna Speed Me Jata H?
Papu- Pata Nahi.
Teacher- Dionosors Ande Dete The Ya Bachhe Paida Karte The.?
Papu- Pata Nahi
teacher- Kamine Itna V Nahi Janta. Mujhe Kal In 3 Prasno K Ans Ek 7 Chahiye. Jese V.
Next-Day Jab Teacher Class Me Aate H.
Papu- Sir, Sir , Mahatma Gandhi 100 Speed Me Ande Dete The.☺️☺️☺️
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Me:'' I Love You..
Girl:'' Shutup.
Me:'' I Like You..
Girl:'' Shutup.
Girl:'' Shutup.
Me:'' You Are Really Pretty !!
Girl:'' Really ??
Me:'' SHUTUP...
***BLOCKED***☺️☺️☺️
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