Funny Sms

When I was studying at school

my teacher used to wear sun glasses.

Do you know why?

Because,

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“I was A BRIGHT STUDENT”.

Hahaha

Mein Piyasa Aur Tum Paani ho,
Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,
Wah
Wah
Jab Poocha Tumhare Gali K
Bachon se to pata Chala ke
Tum To Sab ki Nani ho.



Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,
Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,
Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,
Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,
Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do…



Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
Me kese meethi baat karun…
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!
Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai…
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!
Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?
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