A boy to girlfriend
If I was an artist
U would b my picture
If I was a poet
U would b my inspiration
If I was an author
U would b my story
But I'm only a cartoonist
Boy: I am not rich like Andy;
I don't even have a big car like Andy.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Andy
Moni: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kya kaha mummy nay?
Moni: Agar woh kamini na de, to Renu aunty se lay aana.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
If I was an artist
U would b my picture
If I was a poet
U would b my inspiration
If I was an author
U would b my story
But I'm only a cartoonist
Boy: I am not rich like Andy;
I don't even have a big car like Andy.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Andy
Moni: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kya kaha mummy nay?
Moni: Agar woh kamini na de, to Renu aunty se lay aana.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
Teacher: I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya! it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Teacher shocked…!
Student rocks. . . . !:-D
