Viral Jokes: Wife & Husband Jokes

Wife - What will you do if I die...?

Husband - maybe I should die too... Wife - why...?

Husband - Sometimes too much happiness is fatal...!!

Santa and Banta were fighting.

Santa (angry): I will tear your clothes and send you out of the house.

Banta (and more furious): Oh shut up, don't talk romantically in a serious fight.

There was a quarrel between husband and wife over something.

Wife- Now I will count till 10... If you don't speak, I will eat poison

Wife - A...

husband - silent

Wife - two...

husband - still silent

Wife - Tell me please...

Wife starts crying...

Husband- Counting Counting... Counting

Wife - Thank you! If you said, otherwise I was about to eat poison...

Boy (lovingly): What are you doing?

Girl (angry): Yes, I ignore and even abuse when I get more angry.

 

Teacher- Name 15 fruits

Santa- Mango, Banana, Guava

Teacher - Well done, name 12 more fruits

Santa - A dozen bananas.