Kya Kya Churaya Na Tune Mera Sanam
Santa Ek Hospital Mein Admit Tha.
Santa Ek Nurse Se Kehta Hai: “I Love You, Tumne To Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai.”
Nurse Sharmakar Boli: “Chal Juthe Dil Ko To Haath Bhi Nahi Lagaya, Hamne To
Kidney Churayi Hai.”
Joke2
Insult With A Twist
Santa Subha 6 Baje Uth Kar Teyaar Ha Raha Tha, Preeto Ko Bola
Santa: “Preeto Jaldi Se Se Khana Bana De, Aaj 8 Baje Kutto Ki Race Hai Maine
Waha Jaana Hai.”
Preeto Hairan Hokar: “Bas Rahne Do Ji Aap To, Chala Aapse Jata Nahi Aur Chale
Ho Race Lagane.“
