Joke1
Baat To Pathan Ne Sahi Boli
Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New Addmission Howa.
Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam Kon Hai?”
Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein Naya Hai“
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Joke2
Hum Bhi To Dekhe Kesi Lagti Hai Ye Naari
Question: “Agar Mallika Sherawat Draupadi Ki Acting Kare, To Duryodhan Kya Kahega?”
Answer: “Dushyasan Pehna Do Is Dasi Ko Sari, Zara Hum Bhi To Dekhe Vastron Mein Kaisi Lagti Hai Ye Nari“
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Joke3
Insaan Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?
Insaan Apni Zindgi Mein Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?
Bhagwan Se?
No
Boss Se?
No
Wife Se?
No
Phir??
“Bhikaari Se”
“Maaf Karo Baba, Chutte Nahi Hai”
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Joke4
Billi Aur Gaay Aapas Mein Bahne Hai
Billi Aur Gaay Aapas Mein Bahne Hai
Ab Aap Log Soch Rahe Honge Ki Kaisi?
Simple Hai Yaar
Cow Mata Hoti Hai,
Aur
Billi Mousi.
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Joke5
Why The Sea Tasted Salty?
The Blue Whale Ejaculates Over 40 Gallons Of Sperm When Mating.
Only 10% Enters The Female
And You Always Wondered Why The Sea Tasted Salty?
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Joke6
Aap Bahut Lucky Ho
Cycle Wale Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Takkar Maar Di Aur Bola.
Cycle Wala: “Aap Bahut Lucky Ho”
Aadmi: “Oye, Ek To Mujhe Cycle Maari Aur Upar Se Keh Raha Hai Main Lucky Hoon, Kaise?”
Cycle Wala: “Aaj Meri Chutti Hai Nahi To Main Truck Chalata Hoon“
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Joke7
Maan-Baap Ka Kya Hai?
Santa Ki Kisi Wajah Se Fansi Ki Saza Hui Thi.
Jailer Ne Fansi Chadane Se Pahle Us Se Puchha
Jailer: “Faansi Se Pehle Kisi Se Milna Chahoge?”
Santa: “Haan, Biwi Se”
Jailer: “Kyun Maan-Baap Se Nahi Miloge?”
Santa: “Maan-Baap To Agla Janam Hote Hi Mil Jayenge, Biwi Ke Liye 21 Saal Wait Karna Padega“
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Joke8
Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Ek Chhota Bachha Class Mein Apni Madam Se Puchhta Hai.
Bachha: “Mam, Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?”
Madam Ne Muskurate Hue Bache Ki Gaal Ko Thapthapaya Aur Boli
Madam: “Bahut Hi Pyaare Lagte Ho”
Bachhe Ne Apne Sath Bethe Ladke Ko Kohni Maari Aur Bola
Bachha: “Bola Tha Na Line Maarti Hai“
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Joke9
Sharab Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Rishta Hai?
Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Pyaar Mein Paagal Bhakt Unke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha
Bhakt: “Sharab Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Rishta Hai ?”
Baba Ji: “Bachha Koi Khas Farak Nahi, Bas Sharab Over Hone Se Ladka Ulti Karta Hai Lekin Pyaar Over Hone Se Ladki Ulti Karti Hai“
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Joke10
Ab Tujhe Kaha Bithau Mein?
Santa, Banta Aur Unka Ek Dost Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The,
Tabhi Raste Mein Traffic Police Wale Ne Unhe Rokne Ke Liye Hath Diya.
Santa Bike Roke Bina Hi Uske Aage Se Nikalta Hua Bola: “Oye Pagal Hai Kya, Pehle Se Hi Teen Log Bethe Hai, Tu Kaha Bethega?“
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