Latest Funny Jokes
Doctor To Santa Ka Bhi Baap Nikla
Santa Ko Loose Motions Lage The, Doctor Ke Paas Jaake Bola
Santa: “Dr Saab, Patli Patli Tatti Aati Hai, Khane Ka Bhi Dil Nahi Karta”
Doctor Kagaz Pe Ek Dawayi Likh Ke Dete Hue Bola
Doctor: “Ye Dawayi Leke Kha Liyo, Moti Moti Tatti Aayegi, Jaise Marji Kaat Ke Kha Liyo“
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Rishte Kabhi Nahi Badalte
Ek Muslim Couple Divorce Hone Baad,
Court Ke Bahar Dono Takrate Hai, Husband Kehta Hai.
Husband: “Ab Humare Beech Koi Rishta Nahi Bacha”
Wife: “Aisa Mat Bolo Salmaan Ke Abba, Hum Abhi Bhi Chachere Bhai-Behen To Hai Hi Na“
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Mera Gaana Pasand Nahi Hai Kya?
Ek Aurat Ko Gane Ka Bahut Shonk Hota Hai. Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.
Patni: “Jab Main Gana Gaati Hoon To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai?”
Pati: “Taki Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hoon“
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Daru Kam Peene Ka Nuksan
Ek Din Santa Banta Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Banta Ki Taang Par Plaster Chada Dekh Kar Hairani Se Puchha
Santa: “Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Teri Taang Pe?”
Banta: “Arrey Yaar Wo Saali Kal Raat Daaru Kam Pee Thi Na Isliye.”
Santa: “Kya Bakwaas Kar Raha Hai, Kam Daaru Peene Se Taang Tootne Ka Kya Relation Hai?”
Banta: “Dekh, Agar Maine Jyada Pee Hoti To Main Theke Par Hi Talli Hokar Ludak Jata, Lekin Kal Kam Pee Thi Isliye Pee Kar Main Ghar Ki Taraf Chal Pada Aur Sadak Par Ek Gaddhe Mein Gir Gaya.”
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You Can’t Win An Indian
A British Man & A Punjabi Was Arguing with Each Other
British: “Hey! Can You Swim?”
Punjabi: “No I Can’t, You Got Any Problem With That?”
British With Insulting Voice: “Our Dog Is Better Than You Because They Can Swim.”
Punjabi: “Can You Swim?”
British With Confidence: “Yes I Can.”
Punjabi: “Then What Is The Difference Between You And Dog.”
Punjabi Rocks, British Shocks
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Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Friend Se Puchha: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Ladka: “Makkhiya Maar Raha Hoon”
Ladki: “Kitni Mari?”
Ladka: “3 Male Aur 2 Female”
Ladki Hairani Se: “Kaise Malum?”
Ladka: “Kyoki 3 Daru Ki Botal Se Chipki Thi Aur 2 Phone Se“
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Bhai Zara Dhyan Se Kaatna
Pati-Patni Juice Corner Par Gaye.
Pati Ne Ek Banana Milk Shake,
Aur Patni Ne Do Orange Juice Liye.
Payment Ke Time Waiter Ne Maalik Ko Aawaj Di.
Waiter: “Bhaiya Ka 1 Kela Aur Bhabhi Ke 2 Santre Kaat Lo“
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Don’t Mess With The Ladies
A Woman Went For Fishing, But She Enjoyed Boating & Got Tired.
She Sat, Kept Her Things In Side & Started Reading A Book.
A Policeman Came And Said: “Mam You Are In No Fishing Zone.”
She Said: “I Am Reading Not Fishing.”
Policeman Said: “Then What, You Have All Equipment & You Might Start Anytime.”
Woman Shouted: “Hey You Are Sexually Harassing Me.”
Policeman Shocked: “I Am Not Doing Anything!”
She Smiled: “But You Have All The Equipment & You Might Start Anytime!”
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Kuch Saal Pehle Log Jab Neend Se Jaagte The,
To Pahle Bhagwan Ki Tasveer Dekhte The,
Ab Log Jaagte Hai To Sabse Pahle,
Missed Call, SMS, Aur.
Facebook Notification Check Karte Hai.
Aray Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai.
