How Much Do You Love Me?
Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park.
Girlfriend: “How Much Do You Love Me?”
Boyfriend: “I’d Take Bullet For You.”
Girlfriend: “Awwwww! Seriously?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, Enfield Bullet In Dowry.”
Paper Was Tough, Really?
Dad: “Why Didn’t You Go For The Exam?”
Son: “Paper Was Tough”
Dad: “Without Going, How Did You Know?”
Son: “Paper Was Leaked Two Days Ago“
Alcohol Is The Really A Worst Thing In The World
A Friend Drank A Lot Last Night And Ended Up Saying “I Love You”
To His Own Wife
Can You Imagine That?
Be Practical In Life
An Apple A Day
Is Almost A Thousand Rupees A Month.
Visiting A Doctor Is Cheaper…!!
Be Practical…!!
A True Birthday Gift
Me: “Hello, Is This The Police?”
Police: “Yes, What Do You Want?”
Me: “I’m Calling To Report About My Neighbor Billy Jones! He Is Hiding Marijuana Inside Logs Of Firewood In His Woodshed”
Police : “Thank You Very Much For The Call, Sir”
The Next Day, The Police Descend Upon Billy’s House.
They Search The Woodshed Where The Firewood Is Kept.
Using Axes, They Split Open Every Piece Of Wood, But Find No Marijuana. They Swore At Billy And Left His Property.
Me: “Hey, Billy! Did The Police Come?”
Billy: “Yeah!”
Me: “Did They Chop Your Firewood?”
Billy: “Yep”
Me: “Happy Birthday, Buddy“
