Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?
Santa Ke Mobile Pe Ek SMS Aaya
“Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?”
Santa Ne Reply Kiya: “Nahi Main To Ghar Par Hi Hoon, Kyun Koi Kaam Tha Kya?“
Faqeer Ko Kabhi Khali Hath Mat Bhejo
Faqeer: “Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De Do?”
Ghar Ke Andar Se Ladki Aayi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Kuchh Nahi Hai Baba, Maaf Karo”
Faqeer: “Apna Mobile No. Hi De Do, Baba Dua Bhi Karega Aur Message Bhi“
Wrong Number Ya Sahi Number?
Girl On Phone: “Hi, Jaanu.”
Boy: “Hi, Baby.”
Girl: “Maine Socha Ki Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge To Call Kar Lun.”
Boy (Shocked): “To Abhi 5 Minute Pehle Jo Ek Ghanta Tak Baat Ki Wo Kya Tha?”
Girl: “OMG! Phir Se Tumhe Hi Lag Gaya Kya?“
Chinti Aur Hathi Ka Pyar
Chinti Auto Mein Beithi Or Ek Pair Bahar Rakha.
Autowala Bada Hairan Hua Aur Usne Akhir Chinti Se Puch Hi Liya
Driver: “Mam, Pair Andar Rakho”
Daru Kam Peene Ka Nuksan
Ek Din Santa Banta Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Banta Ki Taang Par Plaster Chada Dekh Kar Hairani Se Puchha
Santa: “Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Teri Taang Pe?”
Banta: “Arrey Yaar Wo Saali Kal Raat Daaru Kam Pee Thi Na Isliye.”
Santa: “Kya Bakwaas Kar Raha Hai, Kam Daaru Peene Se Taang Tootne Ka Kya Relation Hai?”
Banta: “Dekh, Agar Maine Jyada Pee Hoti To Main Theke Par Hi Talli Hokar Ludak Jata, Lekin Kal Kam Pee Thi Isliye Pee Kar Main Ghar Ki Taraf Chal Pada Aur Sadak Par Ek Gaddhe Mein Gir Gaya.”
Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: “Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain”
Santa Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha To Waha Susu Kar Diya.
Fir Muskura Kar Bola: “Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya“
