1975- Suhagraat ke pahle dulhan ko uski saheli kyaa sikhati thi?Chillana mat, wo jo kare karne dena.2019- Jor se chillana, taaki usko lage ki opening batsman wohi hai.
Colony me Prem naam ka andha rahta thaAndha- Bhabhi laddu le loBhabhi naha rahe theYe sooch kar ye to andha haiBina kapro ke bahar aa kar boliyah kis khushi me?Andha- meri aakhe tik ho gaye haiBhabhi-behosh
Doctor- Your x-ray showed a broken rib, but we fix it with photoshop.Patient- Shoked
Wife to husband- suno jee mere pet me bahut gas ban rahi hai....Husband- to ajwainkha leWife- khaya phir bhi aaram nahi haiHusband- Phir Medicine le leWife - Medicine liya phir bhi aaram nahi haiHusband- Doctor se dikha leWife- Dikha liya par tik nahi ho rahiHusbnad- ettni gas ho rahi hai to jake 1 Gas Cylinder hi bhar de....
1 baar 1 airplane me 5 vyakti saphar kar rahe the,Dhoni, Mukesh Ambani, Rahul Gaandhi,Narendr modi aur 1 chhoti si bachchi.achaanak jahaaj me kuchh kharaabi aa gai.vahaan par 4 parachute the.
Dhoni bola: main vishv ka mahaanBallebaaj hoon, mera jinda rahana jaroori hai,phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya.
Ambaani bola: main vishv ke dhani logo me sehoon, mera jinda rahana jaroori hai, phir ekparachute lekar kood gaya.
Rahul Gandhi bola : main is desh ka sabase Lokapriy neta hoon,mera jinda rahana jaroori hai. phir ekparachutelekar kood gaya.
Narend Modi bachchi se bole: beti aap desh kee bhavisy ho, jao aap antim parachute lekar kood jao.Bachchi boli : lekin yaha par to 2 parachute hai,Raahul Gandhi mera school bag lekar kood gaya!
very funny jokes for friend and gf- Friend aaj mai aap ko new Lazzeez recipe banana sikha raha hu...1 plate angoor lijiye ese Aaina me dekh kar khaye - recipe ka naam hai- Langoor ke muh mein angoor.
Teacher-Ladki or Ladke me kya farq hai?Pappu-Ladki 1 sal me 1 hi bache ki maa ban sakti haiBut Ladka 1 saal me 365 bacho ka Baap ban sakta hai
Bluetooth babbal boy girl jokes- College campus 1 cute ladki khari thi 1 ladka aya use bola'I Love You' ye lo flying kiss.ladki-ye kaya bola aap ne. Ladka- oye madam me bluetooth pe baat kar rha hu. Phir ladka 4-5 ladke ke pass gaya jo us ladki ko ghoor rahe the waha ja ke bola- tere baap ko batau kaya. study chor ke ladki ko ghoor rahe ho. 4-5 ladke kaya bola tu. ladka - oye yaar me bluetooth pe baat kar rha hu
Girlfriend to sab banate hai...kya koi ladki meri bahan ki bhabhi banegi?
Student se teacher ne poochha bataoek saal mein kitani raatri(total No. of Night) hoti hai..Student– 10 raatriTeacher— 10 kaise?Student- 9 navraatri or 1 shivraatri.Master jee ne ab sanyaas le liya hai.
1 Ladke ne Whatsapp pe Status dala“Shukra karo, ki meri koi Mumtaz nahi...Varna har gali me ek-ek Tajmahal hota....”Uspar uski Padoshan ne Comment kiya –“Pahle ghar me Toilet to banva le Naalayak,Pura ghar Subah-Subah lota lekar khule me Soch jata hai,Bade Aaye Tajmahal banane wale...
Gabbar ne apne bachche ka naam PAKISTAN rakha.Uske Padosi ne pucha –“Arey tu to bada Deshbhakt bane firta tha n,Fir bete ka naam Pakistan kyo rakha?”Intersting Answer:Gabbar: Deshbhakt hu tabhi rakha hai ye naam.Taki duniya ko bhi pata chale ki,Hindustan mein koi aisa bhi hai,Jo Pakistan ka baap hai.
1 ladki ki Shadi ke 7 din pahele uski Saheli ne pucha: Shaadi ki Sari taiyariya ho gyi kya?Ladki: Ha, Meine dono Sim todkar Fenk diya, Mobile Format kar diya hai,Facebook aur Whatsapp Account Delete kar diya hai. Bas tu apna Munh bandh rakhiyo kafi hai
Santa ek badi company mein interveiw dene gya.
Boss: Congratulation! Aapko Select kar liya gya hai,
Aapki pahele Year Salary 5 Lac/Year hogi,
Aur dusre Year 10 lac/Year kar di jayegi.
Yeh sunkar Santa uthkar jane laga.
Boss: Kya hua?
Santa: To mein agle Saal hi aaunga...
Doctor: kya khaaya tha?Ladki: I ate Burger, French Fries, Coke and a PizzaDoctor: jara itarao kam...ye hospital hai, Facebook ya Whatsapp nahi..jaanch mein sab saamane aa jaega, ab sahee bataau...Ladki: chaay ke saath baasi roti tel chupad ke
1 scooter ke aage Press likha hua thaTraffic police: kis akhabaar mein kaam karate ho?scooter vaala: saahab dhobi hoon,Society mein kapade press karata hoon!Police wala Shock
Ladkivaale Shaadi ke liye ladka dekhane gayeLadke ka baap - aapki ladki kya karti hai?Ladki ka baap - Actress hai TIK TOK pe aur aap ka ladka kya karta hai?Ladke ka baap - Army mein hai PUBG mein
:: pathan jokes ::
Pathan gusse se:‘Waiter’Chicken-Biryani me chicken hai hi nahi.Waiter:Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai.?Pathan:“Haan yar sorry”
चिंटू डॉक्टर से : डॉक्टर साहब मुझे दो साल पहले बुखार आया था,डॉक्टर : तो अब यहाँ क्यों आये हो,चिंटू : तो अपने दवाई देते समय नहाने को मना किया था, मैं यहाँ से गुज़र रहा था तो सोचा पूछता चालू की अब नहा लू या नहीं
पहला दोस्त दूसरे दोस्त से : यार आज फिर मेरा दिल आलिया भट्ट को किस करने का कर रहा है,दूसरा दोस्त : क्या तू पहले भी आलिया भट्ट को किश कर चूका है?पहला दोस्त : नहीं यार इससे पहले भी एक बार मेरा मन किया था
पत्नी पति से : सुनो जी जब हमारी नयी नयी शादी हुई थी और मैं खाना बना कर लाती थी तो आप खुद कम खाते थे और मुझे ज्यादा खिलाते थे, अब क्या हो गया है?पति : क्योकि अब तुम अच्छा खाना बनाना सीख गयी हो
maalik naukar se : jara dekh to baahar sooraj nikala ya nahinnaukar : baahar to andhera hai saahabmaalik : to torch jala kar dekh le kaamachor
pahala dost doosare dost se : yaar mujhe aur meree beebee ko tamil seekhanee hai
doosara dost : par tum donon ko aakhir tamil seekhanee kyon hai
pahala dost : yaar ham donon ne ek tamil bachcha god liya hai, to ham soch rahe hai kee usake bolana seekhane se pahale ham tamil seekh le
chintoo doktar se : doktar saahab mujhe do saal pahale bukhaar aaya tha,doktar : to ab yahaan kyon aaye ho,chintoo : to apane davaee dete samay nahaane ko mana kiya tha, main yahaan se guzar raha tha to socha poochhata chaaloo kee ab naha loo ya nahin
pahala dost doosare dost se : yaar aaj phir mera dil aaliya bhatt ko kis karane ka kar raha hai,doosara dost : kya too pahale bhee aaliya bhatt ko kish kar chooka hai?pahala dost : nahin yaar isase pahale bhee ek baar mera man kiya tha
