Santa To Maths Mein Pakka Paas Hai

Maths Ki Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha,

Teacher: “5 – 5, Kitne Hue?”

Santa Chup Chaap Baitha Raha Aur Kuchh Nahi Bola,

To Teacher Ne Desi Tareeke Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Agar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hain Aur Main Tere 5 Bhature Le Lun To Tere Paas Kya Bacha?”

Santa: “Madam Ji, Chholle.”