Urud SMS

SMS 1: Itne masroof ho gay ho tum… abb dil dukhane bhi nahin aatey

SMS 2: Sari raat issi kashmakash main guzar jati hai Faraz, k kambal ki lambai kon c aur chorai kon

SMS 3: Zaroorat hai: hamain time pass karne ke leye aik part time larki ki jo sms karne per aboor rakthi ho

SMS 4: Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?

SMS 5: Koi ahat bhi nahin aai, Koi patta bhi nahin hila… kab muhabat ho gai, hamain pata hi nahin chala

SMS 6: Jab se ainak lagai hai nazar wali… lagne lagi hai zeher ghar wali

SMS 7: majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya, majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main, aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.


SMS 8: Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?


SMS 9: Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!!

SMS 10: Jo apka dil dukhay uss se kabi muhabat na karen, aur jo ap se muhabat karey, us ka kabhi dil na dukhaen

SMS 11: Maazi sair kerne ke leye tu aik achi jagah hai, lakin rehne ke leye nahin

SMS 12: Agar ap kisi se muhabat karte hain tu, ussay bataen nahin, balke  dekhaen

SMS 13: Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism… kapkapatay hont…. larkharati Aawaz… thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai…..

Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair sey nikaltay hue khoon par baithe hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam . . . . . I miss you

SMS 14: Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho Tera dil teri tarhan khoobsurat ho, Mil jaye har cheez tujhay dua say pehlay khud dua ko tere hathoon ki zaroorat ho

SMS 15: Wafa se”Pyar”mat karna=Q mat karna..?”Be-Mot”Maarejao ge=malum he Q maare jao ge?     Q-K?     “WAFA”ÅLTÅF HUSAIN ki “Beti”hai.;-)

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha, uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha..

SMS 16: Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

SMS 17: Waisey to tum mujhko “AZEEZ” ho,Halan-K Tum kya “CHEEZ” ho,Na CaLL Kartey ho Na MSG.Aur Nakhrey tum aisey kartey ho,Jaisey “SHUKAT AZIZ” ho.

SMS 18: Tussi 4 kam karo 1-Mob off karo 2-Battery kad lo 3-Sim v kad lo 4-Mobile nu sarak te rakh k uton gadi langa deo Juddon sms nai krna te mobile rkhn d

SMS 19: Us ne kaha kon ho tum?Main ne kaha hasrat teri,Us ne kaha takte ho kia?Main ne kaha Surat teri,Us ne kaha karte ho kia?Main ne kaha poja teri,Us ne kaha kafir ho kia?Main ne kaha aisa hi sahi,Us ne kaha chahte ho kia?Main ne kaha muhabat teri,Us ne kaha pachtao gay,Main ne kaha kismat meri. Us ne kaha Married hoon main.Me ne kaha… MA KI KUSSS TERI..!!

SMS 20: Yar, next week Meri Mangni hai 1 Choti c Party di hai only few people will be invited Koi Gift lane ki zarorat nahi bas Kisi ko le ana Jis se Meri Mngni ho jay.