Maths Ki Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha,
Teacher: “5 – 5, Kitne Hue?”
Santa Chup Chaap Baitha Raha Aur Kuchh Nahi Bola,
To Teacher Ne Desi Tareeke Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Agar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hain Aur Main Tere 5 Bhature Le Lun To Tere Paas Kya Bacha?”
Santa: “Madam Ji, Chholle.”