Santa Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai

Santa Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai

Santa Kuch Samaan Lene Ke Liye Ek Shopping Mall Mein Gaya.

 
           

Santa: “Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai”

Sales Girl: “Kya Aapke Paas Kutta Hai?”

Santa: “Haan Ghar Pe Hai”

Sales Girl: “Sorry, Store Policy Hai Ke Zaroorat Dekh Kar Item Sale Karo”

Agle Din Fir Santa Mall Mein Pahuncha Aur Bola

Santa: “Mujhe Cat Food Lena Hai”

Sales Girl: “Sorry Sir, Pehle Billi La Ke Dekhao”

Teen Din Baad Santa Bag Le Ke Store Aaya Aur Bola

Santa: “Bag Mein Hath Daal Ke Sabut Dekhlo”

 
           

Sales Girl Hath Daal Ke Boli: “Koi Garam, Geeli Aur Mulayum Cheez Hai, Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Ye Meri Tatti Hai, Aur Mujhe Aaj “Toilet Paper” Lena Hai“