After God, Fear Women

After God, Fear Women!

Wife: Honey let's play a game.

Husband: Okay. What's the game about?

Wife: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month.

Husband: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?

Wife, smile: Yes darling!

Husband: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)

Wife: Are you ready???

Husband: Yes ready...
Wife: TURKEY.
Its been 4 HOURS NOW... The Husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird ??????? Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!