Students VS Teacher

*In a class...*

*Teacher:* Zulu, why are you down today?

*Zulu:* Mom is in hospital and Dad is at the police station mam...

*Teacher:*
Ohhhh sorry dear, do you want to go home??

*Zulu:* Yes teacher, if u permit...

*Teacher controls tears and says:* Take care dear! Please leave...

*Zulu goes home; and teacher asks the remainig pupils:* Why is Zulu's father at the police station and the mother in hospital?

*Pupils in chorus:*
Because his father is a policeman and the mother is a nurse...

*Teacher:*
Stupid fellow😡 Bring him back!😠😠